Lucy Dames

First person wounded on survivor.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

Lately everyone has been coming up to ask me if I’m the woman on those tire mud flaps??? I don’t really see the resemblance but I guess they do lmao whatever

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

Thank god that resident was out performing his 9pm routine (😜)

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

My sister watched a movie with Andy Garcia in it and now she has a celebrity crush on Andy Garcia!!!!!

[Jay Nedaj @JayNedaj]

Baby I got Amazon Prime & an air fryer.. you not finna talk to me any kinda fuckin way

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

Hey can I borrow your phone?

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

What’s a gal got to do around here to get her umbilical cord cut??

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

I got arrested for protesting at a community board meeting with pastors. If only I had broken into the nations capital, destroyed offices and terrorized a vote, I would’ve been home free. You live you learn.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

This is for elementary school gym teachers and no one else.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

I’m so scared of confrontation that when the women at Blues City Deli accidentally typed in $41,000 instead of $41, I put my card in anyways.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

The only thing I’ve gained is that Bill Gates has better teeth than I thought he did FOR A NERD.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

I fucking hate it here.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

Me and my improv team warming up in the green room.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

@JonVenegoni @JeremyHellwig I appreciate this healthy discussion, lots of provocative points made. Hope you fellas are doing well too!

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

@JeremyHellwig @JonVenegoni The world is a fucked up place.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

Watching Borat 1 and 2 in the middle seat of an airplane at 6 in the morning.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

Earlier tonight my 10 year old nephew tried to teach me how to play Minecraft and 5 minutes into it, he said “Do you want to go hang out with my mom because this isn’t really working out.”

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

She sends this text to me anytime I go out of state.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

I wish I could give my great grandmother a vibrator and tell her to leave her husband.

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

The Juno soundtrack is like sooooo Juno