Garrett Haley

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

Grandma’s at the dunes again 🙄

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

In my personal opinion there are a few things that don’t count if you do them while sober; win a game of pool, get buff, make a bomb batch of homemade nachos.

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@JakeRinke Been there.

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

My brother is a nematode

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@JODYHiGHROLLER @Justin_Haley122 @JakeRinke

[Berto @DryBertini]

“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@JODYHiGHROLLER @Justin_Haley122

[josh @imjoshcoll]

My old landlord went to burning man every year and asked me to call him the “land dude”

[John Popović 💙⚽️🇭🇷 @jmpopovich72]

BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.

[alysse @alyssemazakian]

I found a tiny denim jacket at goodwill

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@McManusTanner @drewpete5 @sirchumlee It’s not the rat in the fight, it’s the fight in the Rat.

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@AmberrSun @theronderz You can already pee on the floor, what more do you want?

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

#FreeMarty

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

THIS is important.

[josh @imjoshcoll]

Growing up means leaving your Spotify on ‘public’ when you listen to Coldplay.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are pretty fuckin big

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@JakeRinke Fuggin zing!

[Garrett Haley @Thenamesgary411]

@sirchumlee @CuteEmergency Gotta keep the doobie cool