Janice Alexander

Confused and always angry. She/Her

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

Dear @theDaddyMagic :

Watch your ass.

[Shanna Germain (The She/Her-Devil You Know) @ShannaGermain]

I was a nice girl once.

Now I am a white-hot ball of rage, a celestial body on an orbit of destruction, a hedgewitch of thunderous protection and righteous fury.

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

Counterpoint: yes it is and yes they are

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

I think all politicians should know fear on an intimate level

[witchy ✶ working on new things @morningwitchy]

i truly hope the ghouls in the s/preme c/urt, and just politicians in general, never know peace in public again. i want them to be completely ostracized, made perpetually uncomfortable

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Abortion would be a life saving medical procedure for me because if it came down to carrying a pregnancy to term or dying, I'd end it all in a heartbeat

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Being pregnant is my literal nightmare. I will always find a way to end it and I know plenty of others who feel the same way.

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Can women start suing men who get the pregnant? Because at this point it could be a literal death sentence.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Barbara Baudour @helpmeimsmall]

if you are a man and you are still tweeting like it’s a normal day please kindly consider shutting up for one whole minute thanks

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

My toxic trait is that I still go into all Spider-Man experiences thinking he'll get a happy ending...

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Highly recommend getting drunk and making pierogi's on a Sunday evening

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

@Sadclownsolomon I have a net gain here

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Didn't realize a dude was hitting on me and I kept talking about soup. He left real fast.

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

@Sadclownsolomon He asked if the food was good and I was excited about the French onion soup I just ordered. He missed out on great soup honestly.

[Barbara Baudour @helpmeimsmall]

she died doing what she loved: burning her mouth on a garlic knot

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Slowly watching the energy turn negative at a job you used to love really sucks. I don't want to be here anymore.

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

"We spend every free night together and I call you every day, but idk why you'd think I like you" - current dude I thought I liked. Ha love my life so much...

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Me? Liking a boy? Embarrassing.

[Janice Alexander @thenamesjanice]

Sometimes you drink a big Margarita on a work lunch then have to coast through the rest of the day pretending not to be a little buzzed. Using a few too many exclamation points in these end of day emails bruh.