The Nasa Doctors

We are Dr. Whinege and Dr. Gayhail and we are Doctors at NASA. We are important.

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I haven’t posted a lot of space stuff lately. I blame COVID.

But here’s an interesting tidbit for you. We now know that Jupiter is completely devoid of humans.

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Got a letter from the IRS today.

I’m glad someone still values the art of writing letters! ✍️

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Stop posting my mother’s mugshot online. We get it, her face tattoo is misspelt. Grow up! 🙄

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Does anyone know how to pop a dimple? It hurts a ton and I’m not getting any results! #help

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Everyone is impressed with how loud I can scream like a monkey. When I did it at my Bible study, they were all silent they were so stunned! 🙉

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My wife said I need to stop getting into fist fights with fast food workers, so that’s my New Year’s resolution.

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I spend most of my weekends guessing random Jackbox room codes until I get into people’s games. 😎

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My wife seems to think I’m weird because I wear my shoes to bed. 🤔 Can some of my fellas back me up?

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I’ve been trying a new eye cream. It says it’s suppose to make you look younger, but it’s really painful to put on and it’s hard to get it behind the eyelid. 😢

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Career Advice: If you don’t get a job offer after an interview, ask them, “is there anything I could have done differently?”

That’s how I learned to stop bringing up my world famous back rubs so much.

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I love that no matter how much I scream at the Chick-fil-A employees, they say “my pleasure.” As Jesus intended. 😎

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Today I learned you shouldn’t look at the sun through your telescope. Period. Siri stop. Post tweet. Call 911, I can’t see my phone. Siri. Damn it. Siri? I can only see burning. Dr. Gail, help. I don’t know where I am. Siri, call the police, I’m blind again. Ugh ow ow ow. Help!

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Does anyone know where I can get one of those “student driver” stickers? People are getting really upset with my driving and I need an out.

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Botched circumcision!

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I need a personal trainer who can teach me how to get out of my son’s headlocks.

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Our dog has gone missing! Please be on the lookout!

Unfortunately, I don’t have any photos, or a description of what he looks like. We never thought he would run away! We think he has four legs, but we are not sure.

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Christmas Shoes!

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My son loves playing with trucks.
I just wish he’d stop stealing them.

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Apparently it doesn’t go viral when I do a traditional Māori war chant at the school board meeting. 🙄

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My work out playlist is made up of live choir recordings where you can hear people coughing. 🏋️‍♀️ #riseandgrind

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Big new! I am heading to space! 🚀

@iamnot_elon told me that I was specially chosen to go on their next launch!

I just needed to give him my bank information so they could deposit the money for a plane ticket to Texas. 🤠

My troubles are behind me! Just in time…