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First rule of fight club is no shoes in the house. My mom found dirt on the carpet and said that if it happens again we're done

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@imonlydjoking bro check any channel

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Alright guys do I... A) get a cat or B) don't get a car but buy all the stuff for a cat and convince my roommate that the cat just hides from him because it hates him?

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Are there any artists out there who could make this an oil painting

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Boss just called me tall and handsome. I smell a raise in exchange for under the table favors in my future

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@Mr_goji54 he tripped :(

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@horseimage if I was a horse I'd be like "my culture is not your costume" but im just a guy so yeah

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Why do they call it "sketch comedy" specifically? Has anyone ever made a sketch that was "hey you know what would be really sad and fucked up?"

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@SpaceHunterNebu leave... Him... ALONE!!! (explodes with my mind)

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@Horseincrisis_ 6 horse pileup on the 101

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Woke up bright eyed, bushy tailed, and ready to seize the day! (They are putting me down at 2)

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2026 is the only year Friday the 13th occurs on a Tuesday.

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13574 Elephant Blvd, Room 68508

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I used to think any lyrics I wrote were ass but now I'm starting to think all lyrics are ass until you put music behind them

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@FeepMorever does portal count

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K The cinematographer and godzilla

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This scene is so much better if you imagine the Hulk was racist and Banner knew

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steve harvey oswald

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Cyborgs are sick as fuck! (throws my hands up theatrically) RoboCop! (throwing my hands down) Springtrap! (doing it again) Mechagodzilla! (does it and clips my fingertips on the edge of the counter) General Grievous. (holding my hand and trying not to cry)

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im putting together a team

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if FNaF x Fornite happens I'm coming back to YouTube very soon