New Dark Ages

This is how the dark ages happened... an ongoing chronicle in the making of the decline of civilization.

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A book on #pregnancy?

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#Vajankle? WTF is wrong with people? https://t.co/SEpXGlOKLJ

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Undercover Cops Posing as Drug Buyers Arrested by Undercover Cops Posing as Drug Dealers https://t.co/R1oa4PSeiJ

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Does Goop need science when it has Gwyneth Paltrow? https://t.co/z6lmr8vZFl

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Grassley: Trump's wind turbine comments are "idiotic" https://t.co/OBHvmDFW5k

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Woman who pleasured herself on tube says she was ‘itching a rash’ https://t.co/yw29ej42tp

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“They are completely tone deaf. How bout a few more victory laps on Mueller while you can get away with it? WTF is wrong with them?”
— GOP strategist https://t.co/myl0uSZdhC

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How tech bros ruined dating for young people https://t.co/lyB3wZH5Sk

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OhMiBod's next remote-controlled vibrator promises to last a lot longer

send vibrations to the toy in time with your heartbeat (for some reason)

More battery = more playtime. https://t.co/cJ9tpDl8lJ

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Australian Artist Says Big Bong Will Help Save a Town.
The Locals Aren’t Amused.

#Woodenbong #NewSouthWales https://t.co/8lk9ELLBFK

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Video gaming recognized as a high school sport

Will varsity jackets soon sport a video game controller on them?

CNN's Omar Jimenez takes us inside the world of e-sports where states across the US are starting to recognize these video gamers as... https://t.co/eCQ0JUvF4n

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While Other USC Students Started Classes, Lori Laughlin's Daughter Sunned Herself In Fiji

#NotHelping https://t.co/JAPezKuS9T

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Survival of the Unfittest: After bypassing a number of signs and barriers, this woman was attacked by a jaguar after trying to get close enough to take a selfie with it. https://t.co/apIMnlnTIX

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Facebook seller's bizarre attempt to sell horse saddle strapped to NAKED man

The image has gone viral after it was shared by a man in Scotland hoping to sell the gear for £50

Whatever floats your boat. https://t.co/IcA6LVPXRz

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First Class Problems https://t.co/9U9NXL1vj9

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Nicholas Rock Johannsen On Why He Is Single! https://t.co/46J52hFuP2

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Sarah Sanders thinks God wanted Donald Trump to be president.

Anyone who has actually read the bible knows that God apparently did a lot of terrible things to humans... so it makes sense. https://t.co/y7wmSeZIBE

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Troll Tasks Muslim Man To Come Up With Any Examples Of ‘Christian Terror Attacks’—So He Does Exactly That https://t.co/DscBb3JoG7

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Donald Trump Loves Giving Largely Fictitious White House Tours (because he is too lazy to learn the actual history).

Especially the bit where he gets to talk about the Lewinsky affair (like the juvenile idiot that he is)

#IdiotPotus https://t.co/PKK9xaFqdF

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Teen “Too Shy to Ask for Directions” Wanders Through Singapore for 10 Days https://t.co/KTnG8G6Cj2