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This is a page that highlights the lighter and funnier stuff in our news today, I feel it's only appropriate with all the darkness in our world at the moment

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'Spotted: Yeti snapped walking down the street as US blizzard intensifies'
Lad

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Follow Charis, really good music, parties and events, follow follow follow @CharisMusicTW

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'Guy OD's in MacDonald's'
Woah!

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'James Rhein Bulldozes Home Without Telling Wife, Or Removing Her Stuff'
Aha so fucked mate

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'Man pulls down pants in public and tries to have sex with POSTBOX'
Is that 1st or 2nd...Class?

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'Tiger Woods' Tooth Knocked Out'
Hole in gum dick head

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@EtoWbu I think it is tragic as I won't have any material in times of need without wifi

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'Bizarre alien-like creature spotted strolling along beach - can you guess what it is?'
How would that benefit me...

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'Elephant Damages Cars On Mating Season Rampage'
Who forgot to lock their wife up?

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'Check out this guy's bionic 'Iron Man' arm made entirely out of lego'
Far too much time on his HAND

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Some people are blaming 'magical shape-shifting Jews' for the Paris attacks, apparently'
Right..

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'Mother stabs son for lying about eating four pork chops'
Fat fuck..

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Follow ma main man, sick vids, so jokes @EtoWbu

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'Why do people dislike hearing foreign languages in the street'
They probably don't understand it

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'Channel tunnel closed after lorry catches fire'
How did they fit the lorry in that tunnel!?

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'2014 warmest year on record, say US researchers'
Is a giant frying pan the right equipment?:/

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'Most pupils 'never shower' after PE'
They probably can't afford it looking at that pitch

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'Jesus figure spotted in spectacular northern lights display leaves spectators stunned'
Just a bunch of trippers

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'Woman fakes own DEATH to get out of dating man she met online'
What happened to a good old fashioned friendzone

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'New US-Cuba travel and trade rules come into effect'
This guy is what convinced me, looks like a reliable source...