Kuda Beans

A Zimbabwean father thinking out loud!

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@ZBCNewsonline Asi Benza did not play?

[Techzim @Techzim]

If you follow EcoCash on X, you might want to look away for a bit

The account has been compromised and is currently posting content that definitely did not come from EcoCash

EcoCash is aware, has engaged X and are working to regain control

https://t.co/v8wdS6jbJe

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@truthspitter101 @Kupangende So she has an album called Timeless. My favorite. All songs done ne mbira hosho nengoma!

[Doug Coltart ✊🏼🇿🇼 @DougColtart]

.@ProfJNMoyo wants me to explain to him in detail why I say #NoToCAB3. I don’t really have time to engage him individually, but if there’s sufficient interest from all of you, I’ll find time.

So if we can get 1k RTs, I’ll do a series of posts/videos explaining each issue. Deal?

[Doug Coltart ✊🏼🇿🇼 @DougColtart]

And to all those who say that I am not Zimbabwean because of the colour of my skin, may you find healing for the hate in your hearts. I don't hate you back.

And I challenge you to a dance off!!!🕺😂 Name the time and place. @AlickMacheso please provide the music.🎶🇿🇼🖤🤎💛💚

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@advocatemahere Mira uone RWC 2027

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸This is possibly the most beautiful thing you’ll see on the internet today. #FeelGoodZim🇿🇼

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@bonglez that harmony!!!!!

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@StHonorable I hope when he went to bet she woke him up and fucked him up again. First world parenting does not work on 3rd world children!

[SoProfound @thaprofoundone]

A Decade In The Life | Episode 2 @djtamuka (2013-2022) out 2 February 2026 on https://t.co/1PQbrit0aH

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

Many do not agree with me but "spare the rod, spoil the child."

First world parenting principles styles not for 3rd world children.

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@KingJayZim @econetzimbabwe I have known Loice for over 16 years. I swear I did not know she did that VO! Big up!

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

No protection

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

This community harvests honey without any protective gear at all.

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@CMukungunugwa Ndiri kutoshaya kuti ndomutanga seiko. Mombe ndaanadzo!

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

For anyone who would like to hear Mark Carney’s outstanding Davos speech in full here it is. This is what true global leadership looks like.

Canada should be immensely proud today, because they are leading the fight back when others dare not.

🎥 TikTok - https://t.co/BExGV2YIDq

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Canadian Premier League Final in Ottawa was played as temperatures dropped to −8°C. Snow kept delaying the match, with field lines being cleared every 15 minutes. Insane.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

May I never get to this age and still try to impress girls in the club 🤷🏻‍♂️🙃

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

This is a simple explainer on the types of crude oil, where it comes from around the world, and what the US lacks.

Save it

[Kuda Beans @thenextowne]

@ZBCNewsonline @VaGwaze who won?

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Zimbabwe is the only country we have. If we don’t support our teams, tinenge tichida kuti zvizoitasei? We can’t have a situation where Tawanda Masvanhise is more celebrated in Scotland than in Zimbabwe. Anofanirwa kutorira muZim first. It’s the team’s duty to play well and to win. It’s our duty to support them. #GoWarriorsGp #TeamZimbabwe🇿🇼