Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue

I write jokes.

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

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[LA Clippers @LAClippers]

.@ATT Starting 5️⃣ vs. @nyknicks

🏀 James Harden
🏀 Kris Dunn
🏀 Kawhi Leonard
🏀 Nicolas Batum
🏀 Ivica Zubac

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

Israel is really a terrorist state.

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

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[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

Free Luigi

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

Ok… so he fucks… and if they’re cinema style, he knows his angles… he’s an artist.

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Luigi Mangione sex tape bombshell as CEO assassin suspect filmed 'at least 20' cinema-style porn videos: 'He wanted to be watched' https://t.co/ezKdKjJK3R

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Despite being critically acclaimed with a highly successful festival run, ‘NO OTHER LAND’ has not been able to land a US distributor.

It just won the #Oscar for Best Documentary.

[WhosThatCop @WhosThatCop]

LAPD plainclothes cop BRIAN D. KOLKE punched 61-yo, 140-lb Earl Roots so hard that he suffered a collapsed lung, kicked him, and tried to cover up his assault.

Asm. BLANCA PACHECO @AsmPacheco thinks Kolke's name, pic & video should be secret under #AB1178.

[sahra @sahrasulaiman]

Caught up w/ Earl Roots today. 2+ yrs after an LAPD 👮‍♂️sat on him, punched him in the chest & collapsed his lung, he says he still wakes up gasping for air in the middle of the night. The 👮‍♂️got away w/ it by claiming he feared the 61yo could overpower him. https://t.co/2Sji7TiQKI

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

Soooo…. Broken ceasefire & now this again. “The most moral & humane army in the world.”

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Israel says it is stopping the entry of all goods and supplies into Gaza. https://t.co/lRrdXA60XQ

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump team chooses Russian state media over the American free press. This is not us.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow.

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

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[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

A backyard, a beer and a blunt is so perfect for this weather in LA right now.

[Josh🌨️ survived Modelland 🧸 @celestialdevils]

could she act? no. but was her character good? also no. and were her plotlines compelling? not really. but did she look good? also no. but did i enjoy her time in the movie? again, no. but would i watch more of her character? also no

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

It was already sad when people were using ChatGPT for the basics but now people are admitting to using it for therapy and companionship. Humans need to start socializing again. ChatGPT is killing the earth and killing people’s social skills.

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

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[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

1/29: first commercial plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Learjet crash in Philly
2/5: Japan Airlines plane strikes Delta flight on runway in Seattle
2/6: Bering Air flight wrecks in Nome, Alaska
2/10: Plane crashes in Scottsdale, AZ
2/12: Military fighter jet crashes into San Diego Bay
2/16: Plane crashes in Covington, GA

*7 plane crashes* since the Trump administration congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

[garçon @boymolish]

W✨

[Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue @thenickperdue]

I’m happy the Black QB won the #SuperBowlLIX

[Nicolas-Tyrell Scott @iamntyrell]

Be very real with yourself. Breath control was great, storytelling aspects from Samuel L and staging was very well done. Lighting and movement across the field too. Come on 😭. We can have critiques but mid? 🤒