Arthur J. Curry

toughest guy in letterkenny

[Arthur J. Curry @theNicSmith72]

I gotta tweet about it, right?

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Let go from the CIA for giving a grey some Red Man & the thing just fucking dropped dead

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

I had headphones in when my mom sent a picture of a pie she made and Siri said, “Mom sent a picture of a pie on a table”, so iPhone AI now interprets photos in your messages.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

taxation is the price we pay to live in a society that still takes our money and pays our overlords even when it ceases to provide the functions it says it will

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Libshit HOA was all over my ass for painting my house the wrong color so I built this on my property over the course of 20 years in retaliation

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s absurd that one man sets interest rates for a “free” country.

End the Fed.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

people don’t actually think the sydney sweeney ad is fascist. it’s just easier to say that than admit they’re mad about apparel models being hot again. i know this because everyone complaining is ugly.

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Playing Mario Kart at the airport with my wife. Men have killed for less.

[Arthur J. Curry @theNicSmith72]

My car gets to live my life for me while I consume media 24/7! The future is now!

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

My Cybertruck is driving me to my campsite, Starlink is beaming down fast internet from space, all while my family is watching USA in the 2025 Concacaf Gold Cup. This is why I feel like I’m living in year 2069.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Getting pretty scared by the fireworks… luckily my girl put me in my cage with a blanket over it. Smooth sailing now

[That's Are Dings! @ItsDings]

My computer can generate graphics realistic enough to make a satisfying fireworks display from the comfort of my own basement, why go outside?

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Making my bride take my last name as well as a new first name I've picked out. Sorry baby I just like Natalie better than what yours is rn

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

I VOTED stickers are really just Fell For It Again stickers

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Republicans Announce Plan To Keep Doing Opposite Of What Everyone Voted For Them To Do https://t.co/F8Y8E316ey

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

I don't get the point of AI b/c we programmed computers for decades to do exactly as they're told and now we have to beg and trick the computer into doing a task & it will stop responding if we're mean

[wint @dril]

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Just wait until my 6'1" girlfriend gets home and beats the fuck out of you dude