this niga🇲🇼

what a time to be alive.

[Times 360 Malawi @Times360Malawi]

In an interview, Mbeta says he will be applying for a discharge of the leave for judicial review.

He believes an employer should be able to discipline an employee according to the law.
Reported by Justin Mkweu

[this niga🇲🇼 @theniga05]

@itx_brght We have been groomed to normalize corruption

[B R I G H T @itx_brght]

-President phone hacked by his own people.

-BWB abusing public office & funds

-Greenbelt cash gate scandal.

-Billions looted at MEC

-NOCMA scammed over 1billion kwacha.

The list is endless.
Is it too early to say Malawi is a failed state??

[this niga🇲🇼 @theniga05]

@shorafx You have 2 baby Mama's

[Azungu Satefolo 🇲🇼🇩🇪 @Curtissapangano]

Bro is turning X into LinkedIn. 😂

[xdike @xdike_]

bro: let me use your netflix?

me: i don’t have one

bro: how do you watch movies/series then?

me:

[WONGANI @General_wongie]

Former MERA boss Collins Magalasi has been charged with hacking the President and top officials' phones between June-August 2026 . He targeted The President,Minister Peter Mukhitho,Deputy Minister Norman Chisale,Richard Luhanga
IGP & Deputy IGP Everseta Chisale.

[Jerome Chisikwa @JeromeChisikwa]

They appointed a corrupt lawyer as Blantyre Water Board chairperson solely for being a close friend of the president’s stepson. The result is that Blantyre has been experiencing ongoing water supply problems, and Blantyre Water Board continues to face administrative problems.

[Skills🏷️ @Yachilomwe]

me thinking what I would have done with the DNA money after discovering the baby is actualy mine.

[this niga🇲🇼 @theniga05]

@chilembwe_jnr We owe him a lot as a country 🤣😂 a true Patriot,I love what he is doing at Blantyre waterboard

[YogiBucc$ @The0nly_yogi]

You give a female a hoodie, she be wearing it 3 niggas later 😂

[The Distro. ➐ @DemobreyPilDash]

Talandila Blender as a present, koma ku den kulibe cho blendeka, lero nsima tiyimwa ngati smoothie.

[Tumpale Zlatan Ng'ambi @Tumpale_099]

Peak Gabadinho was whatever he thought he was🔥🤣 pa table panali ma contract atatu; Sundowns, Pirates and Keizer Chiefs🤣mad!

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

My friend wanted this girl in 2014. He was broke. She denied him several times. He thought it was because he was broke. This year he got a BMW and is doing well- he asked her again. The girl said, "It wasn't cause you were broke. I just dont like you." Some girls mean that No!

[this niga🇲🇼 @theniga05]

@Craziedice 😂🤣 after fixing Blantyre waterboard

[Stan @Craziedice]

Slowly but surely, we are fixing this country

[BLUE K🇲🇼 @bluek4lil]

If this pops up on your timeline, I wish you unconditional love and massive success this month.

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

Davido has no idea what he just did for the Twitter community. 😂🔥

[Soz🇲🇼 @Bwana_soz]

@theniga05 @iamcrakie Timayika work kwambiri izi sizamwayi 🔥

[DesignatedDrunkDriver @WageCuck91890]

@lezpiastri Because thats the size she picked out at the surgeons office