Fr. Nigel Garage™

You’re not laughing now, are you?

(Obvious Parody Account)

#smokefleet #nafo #muga

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@GhostOfIvan

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@Zagonel85 Prove it wasn't.

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@iang_fc @MarkAmesExiled Any source you don't like is not credible. 🥱

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@mj_crypto16 @Panchenko_X Once you're an MP, if they think you're a shady enough fuck they'll reach out.

If you're lucky, you might even get honeypotted by a hot guy/girl/goat.

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@MK_Foxbat You want to talk about equations? Cool.

Russia in the last 5 years has spent $2.5B, used up its soviet stockpiles, lost 2/3 of it's refining capacity, expanded it's border with NATO by 1340km, a sea port in a NATO lake and 1.5M casualties.

Russia lost 745 km² last month.

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@Zagonel85 That was a police station. The police are civilians. That's literally a war crime.

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@mj_crypto16 @Panchenko_X Russia pays me. Allegedly.

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@Panchenko_X Let's audit you, Diana. Who pays you?

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@BowesChay "...after all that Ukrainian food, you'll be ready to be back on the front already!"

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@BowesChay Didn't hear the russian national anthem being played, what happened?

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@nmeofdst8vM660 @Karmabash You know what? That was their choice to make, and not Putin von Hitler's to stop.

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@Karmabash Russian shackles were not on Ukraine's wishlist.

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@mazzenilsson Half of Russia's billionaires own property in London, many live there and have children studying in expensive schools.

Russia isn't attacking the UK.

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@MK_Foxbat Schrodinger's idiot.

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@sashameetsrus You do it because it's your paid job, dinlow.

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@D162Michele LMAO!!!

You live in the UK.

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@DeBallsac @appleid126 @delacruzovich Bro, the word tankie comes from my mother tongue. I know where it started, and where it has evolved to.

Thought experiment for you: you support China, it's your axis, and on paper they're communists.

That, comrade, makes you a tankie.

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@LordDarkstarUk @SaysBaz A man of mixed messages.

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@DeBallsac @delacruzovich Sure, Jan.

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@appleid126 @delacruzovich Not anymore. Means a lot more now.