Matt Hazzard

A place to stop by during your late night scroll to laugh, think (not a lot), but mostly just listen to two guys share their perspectives on shit.

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@hoodiemuIe @StevenCheah Gate keeping movie reviews may be the biggest dork move of all time

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@sloprules If only Schwarbs was in that one ballpark. So close

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[MLBNearHR @MLBNearHR]

🚨 NEAR HOME RUN! 🚨

Kyle Schwarber (Philadelphia Phillies)
vs Randy Vásquez (San Diego Padres)
💨 95.7 mph
📐 38.0°
📏 339.0 ft
📍 Top 1 inning
🏟️ Petco Park
Would be a HR in 1/30 ballparks! Result: Flyout

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@JoeDellera I’m confused. Were you the one making the bet? The people who pocket watch and speak for others on this platform is insane.

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@FanDuel_Support Twice in less than a week. Unreal

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@BarstoolYak The fans want wet. Just because Brandon is big time doesn’t mean wet isn’t funny for all of us. You think Bert Kreischer always wants to stay after to tell the Russian mob story? Could you imagine if Karoline Leavitt got to see KB wet??

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@BarstoolBigCat We won’t forget about reverse wet. Brandon’s Simpsons shirt would look better soaking wet

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@BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat the wheel is tough on crime. What @BFW doesn’t seem to comprehend is it’s about the fans, not him. You think Bert kreischer loves telling the same story over and over again?

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@DK__DFS The white knighting is insufferable. Further, you are treating people as if they don’t have a brain. If he’s a scammer, they can figure it out. You aren’t going the lords work. You are just further polluting this already toxic community.

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@stoolpresidente The Sabres are Ryders

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@Insidetheirish

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@FanDuel_Support

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@FanDuel_Support

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@EITMonline It’s so much easier to have an impact in a basketball game than any other sport. That’s why the mob focuses on them.

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@EITMonline I can’t tell you how many parlays I’ve lost by one leg. It’s one of the most infuriating things in life. But the rush is amazing

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@EITMonline To answer Elliot’s question: $1 million. In Richmond. Episode is payday in Va

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@EITMonline I was on my lottery dream home and can confirm this 100% true

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@stoolpresidente https://t.co/zKwjWj74XJ

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s too bad @stoolpresidente got a phone call at the exact moment Tiger Woods won The Masters @ForePlayPod

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@stoolpresidente @Yankees

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@JeffDLowe

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@RokerGlasses