the noodleman

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@Goatedkitty But of course , if only they were in my area

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

I fell in love again with someone who I took for granted. And before I knew it I fell in love with her while she was looking for the exit. What a shitty feeling unable to express it or win her back. She treats me like a bother. I just needed to vent

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@boyeatterr @boyeattter

[Tripp @TrippThe3rd]

The day we have this conversation, we may break the internet.

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@Goatedkitty Just how society has pushed us towards into
I’ve been on numerous dates where the lady asks me either “ how much I make?” Or my personal favorite “ can you pump my gas’s weekly and my bills ?”
On the first date mind you
So yeah… you can say I gave up on chasing love

[yoxic @yoxics]

PewDiePie reveals he is ending family vlogs with his 3-year-old son Björn after promising him privacy as he grows up 😳

“I do not love being famous, I actually kind of hate it”

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@tabi_fit So much more than that . But still so beautiful

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@vampireprinxess My Goodness you are so Hot

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@CopsOnCamg59 Yeah I’d sue that bitch if harass her the fuck? Gonna put that on his record for what? Cause her ego was hurt ? I love women but female police officers in the past decade are just royally fucking it up

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

The next stages of the Galactic War have been declassified. Review the updated content roadmap for Major Update 7.0 and planned deployments through December.

New fronts, missions, enemies, Warbonds, events and more await. Prepare accordingly.

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@AntiFeminismAU Every one defending the woman. This is what’s wrong with our society

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@b_eleanor_ Ya know.. you could talk about your book and promote your book.. without having to show us your ass. Yeah I get you’re a woman a beautiful one at that. But if you’re going for the whole “ any publicity even if bad is still good publicity “ then I guess you got it down just fine

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@GarbageHuman24 She will post and talk about how rude and disgusting people are for her posting and promoting her book. But almost every single post about her with her “ book” is just her showing off her ass and cleavage. Make it make sense lol

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@spiteseekrz Facts. Will never forget the time one girl saw my uncut member and said ew like wut?

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@lily_alcott With pleasure 🤤

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@b_eleanor_ I mean look at amazing. Book

[the noodleman @thenoodleman85]

@b_eleanor_ Whoever her partner is , is one lucky man. I to would have not wasted my time with you