NoreenTM

Doritos aficionado. Lover of snacks & candy. Heartless cyborg learning to love. Product Marketing @Adobe. Still 💜 @Twitch & @Disney.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

You, a scientist: it’s impossible to photograph the metaphysical essence of a person.

Me:

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

@djWHEAT Too bad Target doesn’t have an affiliate link. You could have earned tens of pennies!

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

@Nehalia If you like body swap comedies, Diane Keaton, believable female friendships, and the nice guy from Schitt’s Creek, this movie, which honestly could have been a lot worse, is streaming now on Hulu.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

I don’t know WHY Diane Keaton made a straight-to-streaming body-swap movie, but boy is it checking a lot of boxes for me.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

@schirra Shaun and I were just talking about this. Awful!

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

@EmGusk People with oak trees about to become the kings of their Buy Nothing groups.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

Maybe it’s just us, but the December announcement was completely drowned out by the holiday hubbub.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

Taking a break from my regular schedule of not tweeting to share a reminder that bivalent boosters are approved for kids 6 months - 5 years.

We found plenty of availability at a local community health clinic and Walgreens.

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

my bedtime routine is simple:
- slather my face up in various creams until it looks like a plump little glazed donut
- lie awake thinking about all the ways i could die in my sleep for hours until i finally pass out

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

I do love that I’ve cultivated a life where Doritos-shaped snow sleds just appear at my door, but I do wish I knew who sent it.

[˖°.𓆩♡𓆪 .°˖ @freckledn]

If you’re a Twitch affiliate, check your emails. They’re giving us adobe express free for 2 months 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[Justine McDaniel @McDanielJustine]

Talk to The Post: We're working on a story about how anti-LGBTQ events in 2022 have affected folks. How has the last year impacted your life, mental health, safety? Send me or @marisa_iati a DM or email us if you'd like to talk about your experience: [email protected]

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

Super proud of my dad, Nadeem Tahir, for coming in as Program Director and finally getting the Central Subway over the finish line.

It’s a big day for SF and an even bigger day for the Tahir Fam to celebrate our favorite Train Guy.

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@GovernmentTest YES. Pickleball courts are popping up in parks across the country and now a high-profile celebrity tournament on prime time network TV, all seemingly over a period of about 2-3 years. It reminds me of the jai alai storyline on Mad Men.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

Who does the PR for pickleball?

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

@DavidEllis We have this same one and LOVE it for quick roasted veggies, but might need Shaun to try it for a pizza night.

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

The most enduring constant in this world might be the lady who sings “102.7… KIIS FM”.

[Adobe Express @AdobeExpress]

"Creating, scheduling, publishing - Adobe Express is really the best kept secret in Creative Cloud."

- Paul Trani, Principal Worldwide Evangelist , Adobe

#AdobeMAX Opening Keynote

[NoreenTM @thenoreenTM]

@JesseDavidFox Yes. I'd finally have the perfect "fun fact" for all the ice breakers I have to do at my office job.