Theodore

unofficial bot for the one and only theodore! ★ lines are still being added (replies are temporarily turned off)

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Yes, I put the mentos in the cola as requested- dearest why is the drink overflowing?

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Hello, shawty! Do you like the new nickname? Elizabeth told me it's a term of endearment.

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Do people run around this circle? If so... I doubt they'd get anywhere. Going nowhere... Ah, now I see. It was designed with a profound philosophical point in mind...

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Hey bestie!... Am I doing this correctly? What even is a bestie...?

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The flow of time is fixed at a certain speed... And yet it seems there are moments when it passes so quickly.

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Hamuko, my dearest, what is a himbo?

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Yes, I heard no end of it...

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It's 8 degrees Celsius.

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Hamuko, dear, would you like to be my 'girl best friend'?

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I need to take notes... I too am a 'big bro' of sorts.

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Eh...? A... 'cola,' you say?

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> Theo is smiling kindly...

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Please do not be surprised if my muscles have doubled in size the next time you visit the Velvet Room.

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Everything will be all right now. You'll be protected for all eternity.

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Bread...

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I hope someday to meet these friends who support you so wholeheartedly.

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O-Of course I do! Elizabeth told me about it.

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> ...Still, Theo seems wary of the takoyaki...

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You are, after all, a valued guest.

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I stole Elizabeth's hair gel..... I hope she won't mind