I used to know all the lyrics to “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Now I’m like,
“Happy Birthday Fozzy Bear,
I burned down my underwear,
Abba-Zaba, play Nintendo,
MARILYN MONROE”
Real conversation between one of our new neighbors and her bird:
Bird: AAAAAHHH
Neighbor: Oh knock it off
Bird: WAAAAHHH
Neighbor: Get out!
Bird: HAAAAALP
Neighbor: Okay I’m done with you
We went to a restaurant where you tell them your top karaoke jam, and that’s the name they call when your order’s up. We then heard them call “The Star Spangled Banner,” and a living golf shirt retrieved its meal.
@DucXPham Well, we were thinking of adopting a manatee, but the lazy river in the back is a BIT cramped. I’m willing to pay more to bulldoze and expand. Just lost my teaching job, so I’ll need something to do.
To match the design of Bowser’s Castle, traditional Japanese instruments were used to bring a real taste of ancient Japan to the BGM. #SuperMarioOdyssey