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do the best you can. 20

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[elkton john @dela__where]

perfect description of wilmington delaware

[Jess ꩜ @BlueLotusBlunts]

I had a great time, you subtweeting ass bitch!!!!! 😷🖕 wanna see what I learned? My Zimi mask was super comfy! I am so glad I went.

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[theo @theodorelynnn]

If you start posting verses from the bible I will unfollow you. Be less annoying

[chi @higuuromi]

TODAY I AM MOROCCAN

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

best advice I can give to younger women is to identify women like this and cut them out of your life immediately

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

happy 4th of july

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

dave grohl granting an animation studio a license to use nirvana's music and saying kurt cobain would have loved the yuri anime "the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all" girl we know

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

thinking about this delightfully furious poem by Mary Ruefle again.

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

fast car by tracy chapman came on at the pride party and suddenly ain’t shit funny because i remember when we were driving . driving in your car speeding so fast felt like i was drunk

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[Billy and Mandy Clips 🌈 @bnmclips]

why is the lgbtq snake kinda cunty…. mawma

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

literally obsessed