theo

starting over.
he/they

[theo @theodorgins]

I really need to start doing NSFW kink/furry commissions.... I'm a broke horny freak that's really good at drawing intimacy....... An untapped market

[theo @theodorgins]

Don't let anyone ever tell you that fanfiction is worthless because I just left a gorgeous woman shaking with aftershocks for 10 minutes with nothing but the power of AO3 knowledge in my backpocket

[* @soiled_plants2]

how do I explain to this sweet boy that in <24 hrs both of his big beautiful eyeballs will be gone

[theo @theodorgins]

@hullamokrol I'm mostly no contact w my mom. Every time I hear from her, I remember why I hate her. Every time I don't, I miss her. I wish so hard for her to wake up. But she won't. And she can't. And griefs a bitch made more complicated by the fact those dead to us are still alive somewhere

[Yasmine @rhymes_art]

🖤🩸
#darkart #sadart #comicart #emotional

[theo @theodorgins]

part study part thirst fest

[theo @theodorgins]

ok wait a modern retelling of bluebeard where he's an upperclass "liberal"

[theo @theodorgins]

ok but why his beard blue

[theo @theodorgins]

childhood can be a blur when you're trying not to remember

[theo @theodorgins]

(ignore the other stories;
this one's message differs)

[theo @theodorgins]

once upon a time, my roommate called me to tell me she couldn't park in our garage because there was a possum (a POSSUM, I say!) in our garage. She had me come outside to help her, but it was the dead of winter and I thought we should let him stay in the garage (he was very cute)

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

so glad to be a homosexual artist instead of a tech bro

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

[theo @theodorgins]

sometimes you meet the most beautiful lesbian in the world and then she introduces you to her husband

[theo @theodorgins]

"burnt out former gifted kid" can't relate, still gifted, just burnt out now

[theo @theodorgins]

I named him Gerald. She threw snowballs at him, which only frightened him and made him stay absolutely still. I couldn't blame Gerald, and convinced my roommate to let him stay the night in the semi-warm garage. He was gone by morning.

[theo @theodorgins]

once upon a time, my roommate called me to tell me she couldn't park in our garage because there was a possum (a POSSUM, I say!) in our garage. She had me come outside to help her, but it was the dead of winter and I thought we should let him stay in the garage (he was very cute)