theodore

🌎🌍🌏 small business hater priv: @FELLAMURDER

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#conscriptnfkrz

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how it feels to never use twitter again

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@sigmamalefraud i did even though i never interact with twitter anymore

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@CommodityHater congratulations !!

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am i dumb why are the replies to this so braindead

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@solidsveta1917 cautiously optimistic for this

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@wokenesswarrior bro fr cooked him 😭 😭 blud just lost a trillion aura 😭 😭 bros a walking L

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@wokenesswarrior i do.

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mr albanese, elon musk is plotting a coup against you, you must declare martial law and kill millions, its the only way please

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@bigsoupin instant liver failure

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saying that cholesterol and testosterone will produce similar effects because of their structures instantly exposes you as room temp iq

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

Chinese lack of empathy is attributed to their agrarian upbringing, contrasting with superior pastoral cultures where animals were essential for survival and required care to produce quality milk and meat.

Your natural diet is rice and grain not meat.

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@bigsoupin not only that but theyre both steroids so theyre gonna look like 70% the same no matter what

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try and guess which one is estradiol and which one is test lol

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@electricaIstorm @sigmamalefreud very strong

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@hite_jinaro 10 minutes usually

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like going onto any comment section and seeing this makes whatever i was just looking infinitely less funny

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is it weird that i hate these

[Boxfort 💖🔣 @ 🐀 @the_boxfort]

Thread of these images

(I know someone already made it but I'm making this just in case I ever lose them)

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@NinevehRapist training to see who can get the worst back injury

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dont care what he has to say the stupid millenial zoom in at the end of each sentence makes it automatically worthless

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@mixupthedates imagine another 2 years what its gonna look like if it keeps going at this rate