The Office Quotes

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all I want is someone that looks at me the way Mose looks at his scarecrow girlfriend

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

the ultimate St. Patrick’s day fit

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I don’t care what I get for Christmas as long as it’s wrapped in this 🤣🤣

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I don’t care what I get for Christmas as long as it’s wrapped in this 🤣🤣

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[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

- Michael Scott

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

when you sold all your Dogecoin at 3 cents so you could buy some cheese balls

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky”

- Michael Scott

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

This will forever be the greatest video ever https://t.co/iBlzIDILO5

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

the office debuted 16 years ago today 🥲

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

bank account: +$1400

me after 12 minutes of online shopping:

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I see no difference

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEGEND

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Creed Bratton when he was young 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

why is this so uncomfortable to look at 😂

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

the only Valentine’s cards that matter

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

this move will singlehandedly win the Super Bowl tonight https://t.co/2eRGrdT29r

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

GameStop joining Amazon, Google and Tesla as a Fortune 500 company

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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner 😍😍

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