Mark (Marko) Warren

Family, friends, Love, sports & wine... it's that simple. Oh, and music.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

Yo restaurant biz people... What's with all the distributors charging for GAS. We need a class action suit against that shit. Bullshit!

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

I will never understand guys that stand at the urinal with their junk in one hand and their phone in the other.

Sometimes not even peeing, just standing at the stinky urinal scrolling through their phone.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

What's up with metering lights on freeway ramps being on Saturday's and Sunday's?

For the record, I don't stop.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

At this stage of the game, ignorance is a choice!!!

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

These roads all around town are killing me. 880, 237, 280/680; they're like landmines waiting to blow my shit up.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

My 8 yr old daughter told me that something or other made her very upset and that she was sick and tired. I said, "you're not allowed to be sick and tired of anything until your 30." Lesson of the day.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

Sooooo, @BevMo is carding for all purchases now. Went in to buy some @torani syrup but I couldn't purchase without ID. WTF!

[Dom Julio “retired” @DomTun]

If you’re reading this, I hope you have an amazing day

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

And just think of all that training money you just saved. Time to ask for that bonus, hahaha.

[Dom Julio “retired” @DomTun]

LOL this girl comes to her first day on the job 17 minutes late and completely hammered. This has to be a record for the quickest termination.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

... and that's just the sober people, huh!

[Dom Julio “retired” @DomTun]

DJ went to use the restroom during his set. Girl goes behind the DJ booth, puts on his headphones, and starts to mess with the controller. Asks why she is getting kicked out. Boyfriend then states he’s going to come back and mess me up. What’s wrong with people these days?!

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Godspeed to everyone working in TV and radio who has to say "cock commander" out loud today. I believe in you.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Al Franken demands that Trumper Senator Ted Cruz be expelled from the Senate for helping incite Trump’s insurrection, plotting to overturn the election with John Eastman, and then voting to steal Biden’s win AFTER the attack on our Capitol. RT IF YOU’RE WITH AL FRANKEN!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Well, this says it all.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

@hursth12 No doubt, miss you too girl. Those were some fun times. You and your BF look great together, so happy for you. Talk to you later.

[Tania Tare @taniatare]

Cheating or not cheating? Lol

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

I'm not gonna lie, where's all the "Odd Couple" re-runs & reboots at? Just sayin'.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Let us rejoice! Ketanji Brown Jackson will be America’s next Supreme Court Justice.

[Mark (Marko) Warren @theoffishu]

Hahaha, love it! My kind of humor.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

If @GovRonDeSantis talked to my child that way, I would have cussed him clean out in front of everybody. What a punk ass move to get loud with kids who aren’t in a position to tell you to fuck off.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: January 6 Committee drops bombshell, announces that Trump violated several laws in his attempt to steal Biden’s win, including “obstructing Congress” & “defrauding the United States” — putting Trump’s freedom at serious risk. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE CHARGED!