The Offside Chronicles

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🧵 Serie A · Matchday 10

Serie A · Matchday 10 — ranked by expected points
Biggest gaps: Monza, 18th in the table but 10th on chances; Cagliari, 12th in the table but 18th on chances.

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⚡ Premier League: Moments of the Week — 31 Oct – 2 Nov 2026

⚡ Voltage jump: Spurs 0-0 Crystal Palace: Crystal Palace Voltage +3.0 — Jean-Philippe Mateta sent off 13'

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🧵 Premier League · Matchday 9

Premier League · Matchday 9 — ranked by expected points
Biggest gaps: Forest, 19th in the table but 3rd on chances; Everton, 7th in the table but 14th on chances.

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⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances of the Week, position by position — 31 Oct – 2 Nov 2026 (Premier League)

⭐ Djordje Petrovic, Jan Paul van Hecke, Joshua Kofi Acheampong, Yasin Ayari, Oli McBurnie
📉 Robin Roefs, Lisandro Martínez, Óscar Mingueza, Florian Wirtz, Harvey Barnes

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⚡ La Liga: Moments of the Week — 30 Oct – 2 Nov 2026

⚽⚽ Quick double: Barcelona 4-0 Alavés: Barcelona score twice in 4 minutes (41', 45+1')
⚽⚽ Quick double: Getafe 2-1 Sevilla: Getafe score twice in 5 minutes (68', 73')
⚡ Voltage jump: Athletic 2-1 Real Sociedad: Real Sociedad Voltage +1.6 in 10 minutes — 3 yellow cards (55', 64', 65')

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🧵 La Liga · Matchday 11

La Liga · Matchday 11 — ranked by expected points
Biggest gaps: Osasuna, 15th in the table but 8th on chances; Real Sociedad, 5th in the table but 14th on chances.

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⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances of the Week, position by position — 30 Oct – 2 Nov 2026 (La Liga)

⭐ Sergio Herrera, Kike Salas, Alejandro Grimaldo, Fermín López, Umar Sadiq
📉 Antonio Sivera, José María Giménez, Daniel Carvajal, Facundo Buonanotte, Roberto Fernández

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⚡ Serie A: Moments of the Week — 31 Oct – 2 Nov 2026

⚽ Goal rush: Udinese 0-4 Roma: 3 goals in 6 minutes (31', 33', 37')
⚽⚽ Quick double: Sassuolo 1-2 Fiorentina: Fiorentina score twice in 5 minutes (45+2', 50')
⚡ Voltage jump: Juventus 0-0 Napoli: Juventus Voltage +2.3 in 4 minutes — 2 yellow cards (16', 20')

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🧵 Serie A · Matchday 10

Serie A · Matchday 10 — ranked by expected points
Biggest gaps: Monza, 18th in the table but 10th on chances; Cagliari, 12th in the table but 18th on chances.

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⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances of the Week, position by position — 31 Oct – 2 Nov 2026 (Serie A)

⭐ Giovanni Daffara, Manuel Akanji, Juan Miranda, Junior Messias, Armand Laurienté
📉 Maduka Okoye, Jhon Lucumí, Nadir Zortea, Gvidas Gineitis, Konan N’Dri

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Newcastle 0-1 Everton: ⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances, Player Performance Index (PΠ)

⭐ Lukas Hornicek (Newcastle), Thierno Barry (Everton)
📉 Harvey Barnes (Newcastle), Merlin Röhl (Everton)

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Premier League · Matchday 9
Newcastle 0-1 Everton 🌡️

📉 Harvey Barnes (Newcastle): game grade −1.66, bottom 1% of forward games

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Deportivo 2-1 Osasuna: ⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances, Player Performance Index (PΠ)

⭐ Mario Soriano (Deportivo), Ante Budimir (Osasuna)
📉 José María Giménez (Deportivo), Jon Moncayola (Osasuna)

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La Liga · Matchday 11
Deportivo 2-1 Osasuna ❄️

⭐ Mario Soriano (Deportivo): game grade +1.79, top 3% of midfielder games
📉 José María Giménez (Deportivo): game grade −1.29, bottom 1% of centre-back games

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Atalanta 0-3 Parma: ⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances, Player Performance Index (PΠ)

⭐ Relja Obrić (Atalanta), Giovanni Daffara (Parma)
📉 Nikola Krstović (Atalanta), Emanuele Valeri (Parma)

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Serie A · Matchday 10
Atalanta 0-3 Parma 🌋

⭐ Giovanni Daffara (Parma): game grade +2.34, top 1% of goalkeeper games

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Sassuolo 2-4 Fiorentina: ⭐ Best and 📉 Worst Performances, Player Performance Index (PΠ)

⭐ Armand Laurienté (Sassuolo), Alieu Njie (Fiorentina)
📉 Ibrahim Sulemana (Sassuolo), Nicolò Fagioli (Fiorentina)

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Serie A · Matchday 10
Sassuolo 2-4 Fiorentina 🔥

⭐ Armand Laurienté (Sassuolo): game grade +1.87, top 2% of forward games
📉 Ibrahim Sulemana (Sassuolo): game grade −1.08, bottom 2% of midfielder games

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