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[Theo @theoforpm]

Twit fucking twoo

[Theo @theoforpm]

#ff @ComedyGenius13 @KingsComedy @TheComedyEdge @funnybrownboy @romansbargrill @comedyLeo @jasonsimmons30

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@BrandSpankingco: #completethegag we RT the good 1s "I wouldn't say I've got a small penis but... Oh no, wait, yep thts a clit. Fuck!

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@BrandSpankingco: #completethegag I like my women...how I like my lager, kept boxed up in the basement till I need my fix

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@BrandSpankingco: #completethegag we RT the good 1's "I like my women...how I like my lager 2 for 1 special

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@BrandSpankingco: #completethegag I like my women...how I like my lager, good lookin cans but without glasses

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@professorgreen: people just need to call a cunt a cunt more often, the worlds full of them." Ur a cunt shut up

[Theo @theoforpm]

@rickygervais Revelation 8:1..there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. ABOUT half hour take tht for accuracy! Lol #iswallinspace

[Theo @theoforpm]

@rickygervais http://t.co/i5SYFTIpEI. WALL IS IN SPACE!? Lol

[Theo @theoforpm]

@rickygervais ever wondered what the child turns out like if the mother smokes weed throughout her pregnancy. Here it is.. @jiggyboydoose

[Chris Aynechian @ChrisGreekG]

Could everyone follow my new venture @romansbargrill please!

[Theo @theoforpm]

@SheriffWoodyNOT this account is fucking hilarious!

[Theo @theoforpm]

@rickygervais just had a vision saw god also have defo seen an alien and can speak to the dead what more proof do u need!!? LOL

[Theo @theoforpm]

@LukeDavey3 easy luke how's u? Tripped ova man drunk twats recently ;) lol

[Theo @theoforpm]

Shopping can be fun! The mrs is shopping and I'm just casually farting in girls clothes shops this is brilliant! #SilentAssasin

[Theo @theoforpm]

@BrandSpankingco: #completethegag we RT the good 1's "I'm like marmite, under rated and hated by most.

[Theo @theoforpm]

“@BrandSpankingco: #completethegag we RT the good 1's "I'm like marmite, swallow me and u'll get sum rank smelling breath!

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@rickygervais: “@enigmakelly: you love these religious nuts " is tht a direct quote from the pope speaking to an alter boy?

[Theo @theoforpm]

"@anneishaxx: @example hi...I'm so sorry I was meant to come see you but I had a boob job instead promise I will see you soon" had to rt lol

[Theo @theoforpm]

Trying to search for people from the paper on twitter to give them abuse its impossible! Wtf happened to cyber bulling?!