Jocelyn Bailey

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

If you're anywhere near Norwich, beware Arcadia Jewellers. You'll fall in love with so many gorgeous designs and lose control of your wallet

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@ViolaLevy @theoldbailey Ha. Wait til you catch The Fisher King.

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Sad that American Hustle didn't carry off a single award. Pity.

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@GlamourMagUK But TVs are so thin and weak these days, it'd fall over. I recommend (empty) satsuma peel. Satisfying, yet easy to clean ;)

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@StylistMagazine Popcorn and strong coffee.

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

Poor Kim Novak. I'm not sure whether I feel worse for her face or her eyesight.

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Check out my professional profile and connect with me on LinkedIn. http://t.co/Jhl3OQ1Tiy #in

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@grooming_guru No, it was Lennon's Imagine.

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

Am I alone in thinking she wasn't singing live?

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@grooming_guru So, leaky then... ;)

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@grooming_guru Of course you still love me. It's just my eggy face you stopped loving. *mops eyes* Distraught that you're so shallow. Sob.

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@grooming_guru What do you care? You divorced me!!

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@grooming_guru *passes GG a nice clean washing up bowl, then runs out of room*

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@grooming_guru @britbeautyblog Has anyone ever told you you're irresistible when you're angry? *bats eggy eyelashes*

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@grooming_guru @britbeautyblog *files divorce papers immediately*

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@hairmagazine *returns Optrex and white stick immediately*

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@hairmagazine Unless I need an urgent appointment with my optician, her locks were closer to scarlet than to raven black... Confused!

[Jocelyn Bailey @theoldbailey]

@m2comms @grooming_guru Oi, my egg clearly has hidden talents!

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@grooming_guru *tweets soothing thoughts to twitterhusband*

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@eddieizzard Beautiful pictures, Eddie. Are you good at EVERYTHING?!?