TheOMGDessert

Best for last, suckas!

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It could be raining for today's #ParkingLotPicnic. Good thing the #SurpriseDessert will still make you say #OMG!

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@TheJuicyBurger: I could "meat" up, but be warned: I've been known to "melt" hearts. #ParkingLotPicnic #TwoPunsInOneTweet #IWin

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The #SurpriseDessert at #ParkingLotPicnic better not steal my thunder. We're serving Sam's Club cheesecake (again) and that's final!

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@TheJuicyBurger Seriously, cut the bull (pun). Rename yourself @TheSoggyBurger. So gross. #SurpriseDessert at #ParkingLotPicnic yall!

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IT is in charge of this Friday's #ParkingLotPicnic. Hopefully they cook faster than they upgrade a server! #TheOMGDessertLoweringTheBoom

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#SurpriseDessert? That's what I nicknamed my fifth child. #ParkingLotPicnic

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So there's a #SurpriseDessert planned at Friday's #ParkingLotPicnic, huh? I hope a certain OMGDessert doesn't put the freeze on that one!

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Only 2 things get @TheBigGrill heated: Jay Leno monologues and propane. #ParkingLotPicnic

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@Jawzlinn If by cocktails you mean store-bought cookies, then yes, we will have cocktails at this week's #ParkingLotPicnic

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Just talked with @NoWayLammertTweets. He said all he needs is a box of Kools for dessert tomorrow. #ParkingLotPicnic #Menthols

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What should I serve for dessert at the #ParkingLotPicnic? Maybe we'll just bring the candy jar outside...

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I never get brain freezes when eating cold desserts. But meat sweats from @TheHotWurst? That's a different story. #ParkingLotPicnic

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Planning on just throwing away @TheFruitPlate before Friday's #ParkingLotPicnic. I mean, fruit at a picnic? Seriously? #MeatAndSweets

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Went to DQ last nite 2 pick a fight with the Blizzards. Ended up ordering a Peanut Buster Parfait. I have no self control. #ParkingLotPicnic

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We planned to serve Dippin' Dots at Friday's #ParkingLotPicnic but @brSchott refused to eat ice cream of the future in the present.

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Interactive is cooking at Friday's #ParkingLotPicnic? Can't wait to watch @johnthule attempt to cook @TheHotWurst on a Mac. #SaveRoomForMe

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Spent 25 mins trying to convince @ksands650 that "dessert" has two Ss in it. She thinks my name is @TheOMGHotSandyClimate. #ParkingLotPicnic

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Rumor has it the @swansonrussell #ParkingLotPicnic on Friday is going to be a real sticky situation. #MeltedIceCreamJoke

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@_ChristopherLee I will drink Zestos milkshake!!! #ParkingLotPicnic

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@_ChristopherLee @_ChristopherLee You know what the CWS doesn't have? An awesome #ParkingLotPicnic.