Definitely Not A Smut Account

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[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[Definitely Not A Smut Account @theomnisimp]

@Samthrilzz Did you not hear the part where her soul was literally screaming on the phone? Or the part where she described how the curse was actively torturing her every time he wasn't in the room?

Jesus christ, media literacy is dead.

[Keiko with OPEN C0MMS in bio (8/10)🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @keikonsfw]

Local NSFW artist HEADLOCKED for being LATE

[BoringKate @BoringNerdyKate]

Me: *touching my girlfriend*

My girlfriend: *touching me*

Me (thinking to myself): This is so fucked up of me. I'm being so selfish rn. I'm getting to feel her touch AND to touch her. What's she even getting in return? Probably nothing comparable.

[kij @kijuler]

im not calling it "Broblade" or "Brothersblade" or "Friendshipblade" or whatever the fuck you straggots come up with its the gayblade the song they create when their hearts connect to create this bullshit is named "Dearly beloved"

[finn @kindagrossgay]

sending porn to oomf saying “us” is the most freeing experience ever

[Double Daggers 🔞🍉 @DoubleDaggers_]

Teasing ~

[🔞Shrew after hours🔞 @ShrewHub]

I looove drawing these big skull boys 🫦

[Pebs/Pebbles @tinypwbble]

Omg I forgot to post this one, I did it so quick after watching in theatres cuz I was still processing

#tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[CK 🔞 🌟 same name on 🦋 @cosplaykinky]

Drink it all in. 🌄
#nsfw #venustummy #godkin

[FluffyDango @fluffy_dango]

2b & 9s💦

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

The pope wants you 🫵🏻 to write smutty fanfic from the heart

[Definitely Not A Smut Account @theomnisimp]

@ValerieAnne1970 He does cocaine off toilet seats and eats roadkill. Trying to use him as a vaccine case study is like trying to implicate a pigeon as the culprit of a mass shooting.

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

when tadc episode 9 leaked I made a fake spoiler post saying Caine gets full frontal naked because I was bored and Glitch Productions emailed me to take it down so I genuinely believed that Caine got full frontal naked for like a week

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The United States of America's Government's official opening remarks for the 250th birthday of America included the word "libtard," and people are surprised that we haven't come together in unity to celebrate

[Lord Gwyn @LordofCinder24]

*sephiroth appears and stabs someone*

Hot dogs come in packs of 10, while hot dog buns come in packs of 8, Cloud

*leaves*

[Pine ⭐️ @Lab_n_lattes]

Good ending