Graham Bryce

Passing, Shooting, Shaggin....my life

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

#tricepgoals

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

I don't rape burds, they rape me #silksational

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

When your Da says he got you something for your dinner oot the chinky

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

I just poured a wee sherbet dib dab er ma helmet and let ma aunties rabbit lick it aff, still counts

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

Canny believe how much weight you can lose by only shagging pakis anally

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@GaryMartin87 mind when i shagged Emma @AimeeAinslie

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

Anycunt want licked clean out? Im talking strictly burds on their period, i absolutely love a discharge fanny #pick..it......OUTTTTTT

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@sarahtaitmusic Can i mott you out?? Got a thing for manky fannies

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@zachc1991 @srankine2010 @MollonSteven yer maws fanny after Jan Venegoor of Silkalink is done wae it #silksational

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

I invented the cream pie, it came to me when i was thinking about Greggs and fannies

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

Sometimes i put uncooked spaghetti up my japs eye and pretend that its a sword and my cocks the handle

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

Honestly, shaggin a wee burd on rag week earlier and my pubes look like strawberry laces

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@zachc1991 id come mate but im already tanned as fuck and i only go to saunas to shag burds up the shiter....

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@MollonSteven Im coming back to take training mate, ill let you take the warm up while i finish motting out the receptionists

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@frankieboyle Spitroasting wee hoors wi your dvd on in the background. Confused wee cows dont know if im laughing at you or their sad lives

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@rioferdy5 decent lips mate

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@CharLouJackson awrite ya wee crumpet, wantin yer fanny caved in?

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

Just got ma new tattoo. Its a ruler on the inside of ma thigh so that wee burds are in no doubt that av got a serious weapon...14 inch hard

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

What does Silkmaster Flash do on valentines day? Tans a can eh sweetheart stout, eats some mashed tatties then shags a burd up the ronson

[Graham Bryce @theonesilky]

@Fearnecotton Id shag u hen, but your tits need sorted out first