The One Who Dashes

i AM the Dasher.
(Luddites will be purged.)

[Gergő Móricz @gergomoricz]

The fact that somehow VPN companies managed to convince the average person that they need a VPN is the craziest hustle bullshit of our century

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

@NightmareWotan im sorry are you a fucking vegan or what

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

people clowning on this lack cognitive ability lol

[Infinite Demonlist @InfDemonlist]

@trig0n_osu @OrkanENVT Slavery was legal too. Does that mean it was ever justified? No.
Pausing is legalized cheating. In both osumania and Geometry Dash.

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

wait the russians are fucking giga dude my new favorite demon list just dropped

[mElysium 🌸 @smElysium125]

esto es lo más desempleado del mundo, crear una lista porque banearon a sus jugadores favoritos (no lo banearon, se fueron porque varios apoyaban a un enfermo)

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

ive lost all respect for squidward

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

@TypedTim no theyre really cool, i wish i knew how to make them

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

he just a bebe 🥺

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

Dark horse candidate for 2028.

[Trey 👽 @tr0skinz]

This is the same energy as an incel bragging they want to assault women cos they don't like what a feminist said.

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

@sarkclangd dont make me type slurs bro 😭

[zero @zerowye]

I outrank you in this scenario

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

dream one of the most overhated people on the planet among the likes of greta thunberg and clavicular

[joyous ivy ✿ @towongfoos]

God the 2021 dsmptwt era gave us some of the funniest tweets in existence

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

clavvy is king 👑

[Clavicular @clavicular]

Chud fatigue

[SB Ⓥ @sibaburck]

It’s interesting how left wing meat eaters are all extremely poor and can’t afford tofu or even rice and beans but can somehow afford meat.

It’s almost like they are lying.

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

gyoatt >> gyatt

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

bukele genuinely might be even better than david sinclair. he is my fucking gyoattttt

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> Haiti gangs snatch 4 Salvadorans
> they think they just bought themselves a negotiation
> Bukele goes public saying bring them back or you're done
> they try to hand him 4 random bodies and say it was them
> he calls out their bs
> sends 2,000 troops into Haiti
> tells the leader to gather their gangs so he can fight them
> gangs run to the UN for a deal
> refuses all deals
> ignores the UN mandate
> pushes into gang territory and starts cleaning them
> does more in two weeks than the UN did in 13 years

Bukele might be the greatest leader of the 21st century

[eri @veganmeowl]

🫀

[alexandra @birdmotives]

the crazy thing is that we really DO need to pick another protein—the climate consequences of beef production (methane, deforestation, grassland conversion) are enormous. but i guess fighting for uninterrupted cheap american treats is blue wave slay

[The One Who Dashes @theonewhodashes]

@NickStillHere it aint that deep