IT’S Abbakar Sadiq😎

PERSONALITY OF AMBIVERT//MULTIFACETED INDIVIDUAL//BLACKO N BEARDED/LLB HONS//

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

The Yahoo guy in my compound is secretly selling his properties....

I was scrolling through Facebook Marketplace when I came across one of his ads.

He listed the generator he bought for ₦450,000 last year for just ₦250,000.

I used my friend's Facebook account to negotiate with him.

He agreed to ₦200k.

My friend met him at a junction, paid, I went to pick it at night.

This morning, he came to charge his phone in my apartment.

He saw the generator on my verandah, stared at it, left, came back. Stared again. Left again.

When he came to pick up his phone, he said,

"This generator too resemble my own o, they just be like twinne"🧐

[Abdul Vibes @ab_chikaire]

Your body go tell you. The best thing you can do for yourself as a man is marry a traditional wife. Leave this woke Abuja girls and their unrealistic standards for who can.

[J_7th @literallyj7th]

7 year old me preparing to tell my mom late at night that I need glue, scissors, and coloured paper tomorrow

[Romeo. 🖤🇫🇷 @societyhatesro]

school bus come late dem say na traffic, me wey use leg waka dem say na latecomer I be.
some rules na for poor people walahi 😭

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

If na street football, dem go first use 3 mins separate fight between Haaland and Sorloth for that ball wey e no pass.

FooIish guy

[InsideChelseaHQ @InsideChelseaHQ]

I still don't understand how Reece suspended the ball in the air.

Even Tuchel couldn't believe it!

[ColePalmer’sDad @bigbadsiaks]

“Gaffer if you see my winner at Stamford Bridge against Liverpool ehnn”

[OB @CFC_OBED]

The last time I met lamine yamal do you know I dunked on him and we beat them 3 -0 ?

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

“If you see wetin Garnacho do Kounde”

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Manager: “your leave is not approved”

Me with my data off on my trip:

[Hilal @Hilal_Morghulis]

Gaskiya sai ka cika tsinanne zakayi defending tinubu

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Xabi Alonso connecting with his players on a different level 🧠

[ᴋᴀʏ͛ ⚔️ @kayis_tired]

tomorrow na monday again

[Chris 😎 @_chrismane_]

When Cristiano did this 1 minute after missing a penalty 🐐

[CFC OBEY®️ @_kobbyphocus]

His departure hurts me so much that I can’t bring myself to love any academy player anymore.

[sky @nabastajla]

alarm then vs now😅😂

[Bahrin @jdfanl]

Bro is living in 3026 while we’re all stuck in 2026.

[Mardortii @mardortii]

The barber go wan cr@ze 💔😭😭😂😂