Chris Walsh

Writer. Comedy. Music. Sports. Investing. Chicagoan. Lawyer. Ne'er do well. Opinions are my own.

[Chris Walsh @theonlychriswal]

Miss this guy. What a massive loss.

Norm Macdonald on Dennis Miller https://t.co/rSAdNzcZe7 via @YouTube

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It’s fantasy football season. And if you listen closely, you can actually hear women all across the country rolling their eyes in unison.

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@phillipstribune @chicagotribune Sorry to hear this, Michael. I think I might be one of your property tax attorneys. (This is a new personal account) Was a big fan long before I was your lawyer. Thanks for all the years of writing.

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Just going to leave this here for people:

He Cracked Reality Then CIA Took His Work https://t.co/Dn5h1loOEm via @YouTube

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Yes, my sweet little dumpling, you do.

[Chris Walsh @theonlychriswal]

Sometimes, you get lucky and the world just sprinkles magic dust on your ears.

I left the office for lunch. Hit the street and I see this aggravated asian lady gesticulating to her coworker. And just as she steps within earshot, she says:

“I don’t thound like Mike Tython.”

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“Hold onto the center.” Lao Tzu

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PSYOPS [How your brain is being used against you] https://t.co/C6v7M6BTC4 via @YouTube

Everybody on the planet needs to watch this

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How are women not embarrassed posing endlessly for pictures they post on Instagram?

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@Rover_Pilot @WokeAudit @RealAlexJones *shut

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@Rover_Pilot @WokeAudit @RealAlexJones What secret societies? And why would he want to shit them down?

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This dude is a G.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

People were making fun of this guy in the video but honestly its cool to see people have fun at their jobs

[Chris Walsh @theonlychriswal]

Until I consciously decided to start really chewing, I had no idea how quickly I was swallowing food, or how weak my jaw muscles were.

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My favorite women on tiktok are the ones that videotape themselves eating a bunch of food and complain about men and their dating life.

[Chris Walsh @theonlychriswal]

Like, during 30 Rock, doing American Express commercials while you’re the Creator, Executive producer, and star of the most critically acclaimed and successful comedy show on television?

[m @bigllittlelies]

“i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle” shes literally so important to the culture

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is perhaps the best thing produced by the internet in recent history.

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This kind of thought process is deeply disturbing. The DoJ has been above partisan politics since it was instituted. Yes, priorities change with each election, but to have the Attorney General say something like this boggles my mind. Every AUSA should resign in protest.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

AG Bondi: "There are a lot of people in the FBI and also in the DOJ who despise Donald Trump, despise us, don't want to be there. We will find them. Because you have to believe in transparency, you have to believe in honesty, you have to do the right thing. We're gonna root them out and they will no longer be employed."

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@GarrettReveley @mtaibbi I don’t find drawing a distinction between these words particularly helpful. But whatever floats ypur boat.

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Every political party suddenly starts worrying about spending once they lose the Presidency. Happens every time. You could set your watch to it it’s so predictable.