john patto

ex-face of Calvin Klien/Armani underwear model/ yoga posing mofo/ BJJ practioner/ Driver of huge machines

[john patto @theonlydondada]

Honestly don't put your name to a Twitter account and claim to be some kind a of comedy talent if all you do us retweet other accounts and writesome pointless message at the top like "really doe" or "😂😂" your just a shorter!

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@CentralReserva9 Ooh look at me I name call people online and hope to get noticed

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@andrewstevo39 @AlexR_782 Hopefully France set a precedent with their new bill passing and we follow suit

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@arielhelwani How do you type with head up Jake Paul's arse?

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@Boro_Breakdown Cold

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@MbroCouncil @ClevelandPolice Warn the parents??? God forbid the council does anything, there's a vape shop on every corner dressed as a sweet shop, as long as you get your rates your not arsed. Be brave and set the standards instead of waiting on a piss poor government to lead the way!!

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@HappyPunch His hairdresser

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@TruthfulUfcFan @HappyPunch He couldn't end a sentence you dimwit!

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@BBCSport Who's that? Billy out of Coronation street?

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@James_740 Yet here you are still commenting on it 😂😂😂😂

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@arielhelwani You sold your soul a long time ago I wouldn't worry about it

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@arielhelwani Aww fuck off, they all cried like babies last night they need to fuck off

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@arielhelwani Terrible commentary team, matched the ability of the fighters

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@MMAJunkie Such a shame @francis_ngannou has resorted to this type of comment already. Unfortunately as with @BronzeBomber it's hard to accept that your second best to an athlete that looks like the gypsy king. Just roll over and play dead, you got your payday

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@MallyDay @BearGrylls @bemilitaryfit Too busy drinking his own piss

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@andrewstevo39 Where was this at?

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@DovySimuMMA Yet here he is the best prospect in MMA, future world champion and you would suck the sweat from his groin guard for 5 minutes alone with him

[john patto @theonlydondada]

@BritJadeWrites Drug dealers only on the floor then

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@MallyDay @ToryFibs @mariamuser Is it Jimmy Saville?

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@NoContextHumans Play stupid games and win stupid prizes

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@Tees_Issues @BenHouchen As if anything would be done anyway. Laughable