sleeping beauty

Feminist

[ego @roguebaguette]

whenever I see a rich man I want to take his job

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

She Dey whine am gan

[𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

“bro na ss1 i see you last”

how much ugu you wan buy oga.

[mikel🧑🏾‍🦱 @splashkel]

Na this raining season una Dey call summer?

[𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃🐬 @only1centt]

“This usher just drag my Samsung S26 ultra E don fall, ink choke the screen”

[+ @lkhdme]

they’ll die first.

[sleeping beauty @theonlyfunmi]

@troupelova There’s nothing to jinx
It’ll be you soon

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

No

[Mëlvin👑 @Melllviiin]

My friend and him babe don start their album listening party.

"Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me"

[F$ @Flexdaubrey]

since i found out make up sex was better than regular sex all i do is start shit

[Aidan @BuyingMyFreedom]

@HikoukiHikouki9 Fatty about to find out

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

“I saw you talking to yourself” no worry your time is also coming

[haze. @heisfumes]

at my lowest rn, but i no go run to God. make he no think say na Him help me.

[ali @probablyalissa]

How it feels to job search

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

i be quiet as hell on fathers day LMAOOOOOOO

[Zion @zionszzn]

As a avid job quitter, I’m telling y’all right now: this is NOT a quitting economy

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[vamos espana 🇪🇸🇪🇸 @uche_xxi]

if i get into an accident and lose a limb, best thing any person looking by can do for me is to rush me and snap my neck
no carry me go any mumu hospital

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😭