On The Grill🇦🇴

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[On The Grill🇦🇴 @theonlyhidalgo]

Hey there⚫️

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

I was shocked to discover that some people actually can’t visualize anything when reading a book—because for me, an entire movie plays out in my head with the perfect cast.

[billion 🏖️ @mamuzoBV]

bruh women are crashing out in the comments just because another woman is in love and not whoring herself 😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

Have you seen the way women talk about men with no money???

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[Physics Geek @physicsgeek]

Speaking as a 30+ man, I have no time for stupid games. If you tell me "it's fine" or "go away" I will take you at your word.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[The bat from ferngully™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

When a woman asks me for money

[Miilato @miiilato]

me: "she’s giving me mixed signals"

my uber driver: "communication is easy when you're the guy she wants"

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Football fans after Arsenal lost the Champions League final

[Thea @thewatersideboi]

"I never asked you to" is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone's time and love

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

[☔ @Whotfismick]

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world
But for now she needs to lend me 10k

[Charles @charliefx_]

I spent years living like this (except the debt) looking at the ceiling fantasizing about exactly how I live now, everything eventually works out for the delusional optimist imo

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias