Koko

My journey is not like your journey. Your journey is bollocks.

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@colbertlateshow Colbert has the shot-taking face only a Mrs. Colbert could love.

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@colbertlateshow @DierksBentley But who's going to watch me play "Cold" on Gold Bear?

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@StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow @CBS @paramountplus which president would you rather have a beer with, @BarackObama or the most recent former president?

keep in mind, the latter doesn't drink, and is also is the least likeable of the living (& deceased) former presidents 🤔🤔🤔

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@MatthewJshow @RSBNetwork I'm part of America. And no, we don't.

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@Jim_Jordan Every constituent who votes for you is just checking the 'Spin-The-Wheel-of-Bullshit' box on their ballot forms.

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@robreiner That's all fine and good, as long as Donald Trump isn't fuc-

...oh shit... 😱

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@AdamParkhomenko Just one dickless dick talking about another dickless dick's dick ✌️

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@JoJoFromJerz Tell me a sitcom based on hers and George's marriage during the Trump presidency wouldn't be 🔥 though 🤘🤘🤘

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@ewarren So as an 18y/o kid, I was scared into believing student loans was a necessity to having a better life. It was predatory, it was nvr taught to us in schools, we had no guidance.
Forgiveness is a good first step. Guidance & mentorship in this process would be truly transformative.

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@SunnyDfan4eva @arisenterror788 @GoodPoliticGuy We, currently, find it extremely difficult to manage the degradation we are causing the planet with 7b people. In theory, Earth might be able to hold & produce resources for 100x the current population, but the need for collective, meaningful change would be much more urgent.

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@wings71ny @CRose2u @Acyn "So called"? Joe Biden IS the president. And I'm just glad Trump fulfilled all his campaign promises, now we have a beautiful wall that Mexico paid for, the ACA is gone & replaced with something "beautiful", and the coal industry is thriving ✌️

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@danozzi DUDE! My 16 yr old nephew just came up to me 2 weeks ago raving about the album St. Anger, I said, "It's obvious you've never rode the lightning or killed'em all or mastered your puppets" 😔

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@fayemikah This guy has a point. I never assume anyone's gender identity without first consulting my archeologist.

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@JanFreedman @lanifromfiji These fat water-birds grow all big, but are too stupid to grow legs and fingers! Buncha dummies, have fun tryna beat my Wordle score with those idiot flappers, I'll be at Long John Silvers eatin all your friends

[Koko @theonlykoko]

If you're reading this, fate has brought you to this stock photo of a potato. Idk what part it will play in your life, but save this to your phone, there's some cosmic fuckery afoot and this potato's involved somehow.

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@lanifromfiji Spices up a simple text with some cutesy Spanish then bro mentally bounces, all while keeping his eyes on the prize. This man's game is on another level ✊️

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@KyivIndependent The US only needs to send one lethal weapon.

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@cmclymer "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
https://t.co/QgwFkwFcXf
#SnakeIslandHeroes #PutinGoFuckYourself
#UkraineUnderAttack

[Koko @theonlykoko]

@catinthecradle With Anonymous knocking out RT and me frantically posting negative reviews for all of Russia's government buildings on TripAdvisor, Putin is sure to feel the heat.

#UkraineUnderAttack #takethatputin

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@JoJoFromJerz I knew Trump wasn't America First the day he molested our flag on stage. That flag looked so awkward and uncomfortable, you can tell it hadn't consented to that. People who ARE America First, ASK America first.