David Molnar

I don't remember what the jokes I had here were about anymore, so had to erase them.
Not really sure what you're looking for here, tbh.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

The emperor was wearing clothes. Lots and lots of clothes. He loves clothes. Huge fan of clothes

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@StonebrakerS oh, that sucks.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

don't sleep on the lettuce, kids.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Hungry hungry hippo Fiona tries to reach some leaves above her pool even though her care team is nearby with lettuce! 😆 🦛

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@JoeKania3

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@FloWrestling oh, thank you. I couldn't find this on the site.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@giveashitnature nice work if you can get it.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@enosarris oh my god.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@GlobalWresOrder Dauletbekov https://t.co/qfPb08Qmpe

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

I wrote about the commencement speeches, and why the kids are right

https://t.co/Qt5lBSgwDW

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@eric_weinhandl what the hell?

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@thebugzoo "wrong time, wrong place, wrong speed" is such a perfect song title for them. anything else you recommend on this label?

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@dead_baseball It is really a depressing day to be able to read.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@wrestlingbypir8 @TheSaltyWalkon agree, positive.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@CrunchingStats @pitchergami it only includes starts, so would have to be an "opener", but still...

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Alimber Santa is the second player in MLB history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining:

Bumpus Jones of the Cincinnati Reds on 10/15/1892, who threw one all himself

h/t @EliasSports

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@SurfThrash I'm sorry, those two look like a thimblefull of trouble. I bet they were never even late to class.

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@TheSaltyWalkon so close!

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@RedSox still counts!

[David Molnar @theonlymolnar]

@nickkosko59 tough to choose between those two.