Brenna O'D-M

try to understand me

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

@ellie26c4u Missed you S on my feed and I’m glad this is what brought me back

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

Love walking past bard and in sync with their music. My own little runway walk got a minute

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

If I see another RHOBH put ice cubes in their wine I will scream!!!!

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

Of all housewives in every city I relate to @SuttonBStracke the most

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There has never been a more completely disconnected housewife than Amanda.

Except Diana
#rhobh

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I miss @DorindaMedley from NUC every minute of every episode

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How do I get in @BravoTVRHONY twitter bc this cast is INSANE and by insane I mean dull me to tears

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I need clothing brands to make pants for people with no ass. Tired of walking around with a saggy diaper butt bc I ain’t got no junk in my trunk

[~english muffyn~ @ellie26c4u]

put your turn signal on and handle it

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

Knowing that there are pretentious pet owners out there gives me anxiety when I leave my house

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

I live for leaving my house and my drunk neighbor telling me how good I look today

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

Literally Rhonda was going to win from episode 1 #topchef

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

Strap 4 as a father you ruin the wedding

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Step 3 cause bankruptcy to his company for your wedding

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Step 2 find a white haired dad(check)

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Step 1 find a partner

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B is watching Father of the Bride and realizing it painted a horrible picture of what getting married would be like

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

If Elon didn’t own this platform women would feel free like back ins 2007 when all we did was TWEET our daily actions

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

PSA:

Make tests and text threats larger than the fucking phone screen so people watching on a couch can see them!!!

[Brenna O'D-M @theonlyodm]

@PopCrave Is that what he looos like?
That’s a shame