Josh Durham

26, soon to be father and unfortunate die hard leaf fan

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@brian_darby @MarkJCarney Bald headed dumb fuck

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@brian_darby @MarkJCarney Inbred moron.

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@brian_darby @MarkJCarney Bigger, badder, more inbred. Fucking moron. Enjoy your sister cousin.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

If the #OILERS win the Stanley Cup we’ll give one person an authentic Adidas McDavid jersey.

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Good luck 🇨🇦

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

Caufield > Marner dont @ me

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

Spent the afternoon at Woodstock hospital, was made low priority in triage and now I get to sit here for seven hours and watch every person that came in after us get treatment first, if they get time they MIGHT get to us, no eta on when. Love the canadian health care system.

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@Jermz13 @MapleLeafs 4-6

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

Can’t believe Ned cheated on Moze this really is a cursed timeline

[T_Rexy225 @Rexy225T]

@blurayangel

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

When u go over to someones house for dinner and they keep saying “oh i should start dinner” then never starts lmfao

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

Anyone else zone out after a long day while ur significant other is deep into a story and all of a sudden

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

I’m hearing rumblings Leafs may be looking to part ways with Campbell

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@leaf_4 @AKRILLOCLOTHING What do you think is in chili? Beans, tomatoes, ground beef… sounds like nacho toppings to me 🤷

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

I just saw a girl sitting in the passenger seat of the car next go me in McDonalds drive-thru in what i can only describe to you as … reverse cowgirl position? Bitch was backwards, knees on seat, back on airbag… girl wtf.. Brantford is wild.

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

Can’t recommend the movie ‘Everything Everywhere All At Once’ great acting, fantastic story and great twists.

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@MattWalshBlog I hope your God gives you a slow painful death

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

The Justices that overturned Roe vs Wade should be flayed alive, then rolled in salt and dipped in vinegar. Only then will we have justice.

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@Habs_Fan_NJ Ahh yes a three hole punch jersey is much nicer than a reversible jersey with the Drew name on it that has a toronto skyline in the jersey lines, great take

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

2, 11, 15 any day

[Canuckle 🇨🇦 @CanuckleGame]

You can only choose 3...which ones are going in your 12-pack? 🍩🍁🍩🍁🍩

[Josh Durham @theonlyrealjosh]

@HStandersen These are brutal imo lmao, girlfriend and i bought a huge pack at Costco and we weren’t fans at all! How do you like them?