Ryan Telfer

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@emoviolence3

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@trumplicans2024 Prius

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@cutiieepie6 Or you could just not be a whiny bitch and be thankful he tipped at all

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@SaltyGoat17 Now I know who they wrote this song about lol
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@Marlayna29 If someone dislikes me that's a them problem not a me problem

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@nobleisawinner We have heard that for years now, will you shut the fuck up and do it, preferably someplace without a camera or internet

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@honeymoon250 Grill bacon in the backyard on a windy day

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@kat_maryb Trick question, no such thing as leftover bacon, only bacon that hasn't been eaten yet lol

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@4thOfJuly365 Bradlees, ames, pharmhouse, nichols,a&p, chicago market, fays drugs, p&c, the Boston store, Woolworths, the list is endless lol

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@Sassafrass_84 Myself

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@cecegkh Better hope no one with redneck humor moves into the HOA

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@CyibarumaWe If you have to ask if this is real, you must believe the earth is flat, or that we can teleport things, because the little yellow tow truck magically move from the tail to the nose...

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@trumplicans2024 Well, you can eat them as ground meat, steaks, breakfast sausage, my aunt made an excellent lasagna with venison on year, there used to be company in the Adirondacks that made very good 'slim Jim' style venison sticks, shall I keep going?

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@DiyHack_ How exactly is that easier than a $14 scan tool from Amazon that connects to your obd2 port on your car and can clear codes just fine?

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@Brookltnwilliw Promises promises

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@Stephx2007 Mount Cuntmore

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@Oceanbreeze473 Hot sauce you heathen!! Lol

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@MayMayspeaks The door

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@femalebodybuil6 To quote the Vio-lence song dicks of death "you can swallow my children, alright"

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@lippyent That's a you problem, not a me problem