Uncle T

Christian. Storyteller. Sunday school teacher.

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

They are named after seven (now eight due to erosion) prominent hilltops or peaks that resemble a line of standing "sisters" or nuns, likely dubbed so by sailors, with a local legend suggesting a tragic story of seven sisters who drowned.

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

Cohabitation until person pikin kpai for your house.

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

Lecturer: Submit now
Me: Abeg we get assignment?

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

Any goat you choose, na still the same company get am.

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

"I can feed you and your family"
Na now we need you oh! 😭😭😭😭

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

Name one series that beats this. I'll wait.😌

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

Pick one stone and stone Paul.😌

[Boss Baby @theonlybossbaby]

If I tweet nonsense, just know I’m in my right senses. Fenk you.

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

Turn these stones into bread.

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

I baked bread guys🥹🥹🥹

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

You wan relocate now now? You no go enjoy your bed first?😂😂😂

[5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1]

I forgot my address, can I live in your heart 🥹❤️

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

You drink am abi you no drink am?😌

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

Went to knock on my neighbor’s house this morning with a plate and begged her for garri and she actually gave me.

This woman doesn’t watch TikTok 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

Dem go still reduce am no worry. Na Nigeria we dey. Everything dey go low low low.

[LEGAH @Legah_tr_]

I just saw my JAMB results 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

"Hear I come"
That 97 na big lie! C'mon!

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Guysssssssssssss 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I summoned courage, i checked
Medicine hear i come!!!!
after 4 years guyssss

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

@jaysmith_ai Free

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

@DeFiJesss Send please

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

Because dressing like this is always better.

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

Aboy, lap!

[Șanya11🗿 @Sanyaa011]

Why can’t Nigerian guys style their outfits with a beret?

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

Me and my friends contribute money buy this ball 400. You sef know say you dey lie.

[HajiQudus 🧡💫 @niff_wizzy]

stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

@dranthoniaeddo Please, check your DM, ma'am.🙏

[Uncle T @theonlyunclet]

@dranthoniaeddo Hello, ma'am. I sent you a DM