Wankered Wardo

I bang like a barn door in a gale and Sunday evenings I bath my goldfish. I invented the word 'cock-socket'. P.S Fuck you.

[Mr flibble @Marmaduke170]

Rangers fan's have trouble finding soap at celtic park😜

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

Raquel: So you don't fancy window cleaning?
Rodney: No, I don't like heights.
Albert: Couldn't you specialise in bungalows?

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

Demi Barrymore

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

Dog: Pass the popcorn
Me: Sure
Dog: This is a good movie
Me: It really is
Dog: You know I can't talk, right?
Me: I AM SO STONED
Dog: ME TOO

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@_MikeSquirrell @Lazallana @TRobinsonNewEra @TheLadBible @TheLADKoran
You're = You are
Your = Possessive Definition

Illiterate prick. 😂😂😂

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@PeteWatkins67 @lizrob92 @junayed_ Witty. Wrong. But enjoy it. I'll ask my chaffeur to tune in Channel 5 news so we share the moment. Ta ta.

[Lyin king @shitcunt001]

*looks into pants*

It's the little things that count!

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@PeteWatkins67 @lizrob92 @junayed_
Maybe. As are you for being a spineless prick. Years down the line similar fellas will be protecting you

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@lizrob92 @PeteWatkins67 @junayed_
I think you will find these were produced to make a point...
Who's the half-wit...

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@SomeEvertonFan @RomeluLukaku9 Everton are shit. Tranmere bastards

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@TheScepticIsle @Darcy_IB @ao_illuminati
My days. It swears. Must have a tiny penis.

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@TheScepticIsle @Darcy_IB @ao_illuminati Get me out of this conversion you losers

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

“@Darcy_IB: @ao_illuminati How can I join??” Don't let him join man. Let him keep asking every 5 minutes.

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

“@Darcy_IB: @ao_illuminati How can I join??”

Click the 'Follow' button I would imagine..
Maybe politics isn't for you son...

[Team George Galloway @TeamGeorgeG]

@georgegalloway :

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@nicolabrwn73 @mshafiquk @politator Shafiq your a deluded prick

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@Darcy_IB don't suppose you want to join Illuminati do you?

[Wankered Wardo @TheOnlyWardo]

@ShowboatVines @Footy_WAGs Taliban Tim

[IGV @IGVPresents]

🏈😂 Man Down! 😂🏈 https://t.co/X6wFXSHqgU