Z3RO

[butch HAS seen BND 𖤐.ᐟ @BUTCHCLRKENT]

the thunderbolts when they realise doom has actual powers and not just guns

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

I for one am really disappointed that Samsung hasn't figured out a way to bypass the laws of physics when it comes to elastic deformation of flexible materials, they gotta get on that

[𐙚 @cantlovedave]

when your heart suddenly feels heavy but you don't have anyone to talk to so you just sit there quietly

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

love is crazy, the same person who helped bring me out of a dark place ended up sending me somewhere darker

[Minatoメ @minatokusi_]

when your life is so cooked you start spending your free time like this

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[autist @litteralyme0]

fighting the urge to not spend $300 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[𝟎𝟒. @3enih]

when will a nigga win

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

this is literally how life feels like when nobody knows where you are or what you’re up to

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Me the millisecond after im finished

[§ @slowdeath888]

I think I'm larping being a person

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

date idea: you put me out of my misery

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

SOCON MY BALLS NIGGGA RAHHHHHHH

[Ryan ✇ @optmistichuman]

Thor asking the Thunderbolts what their powers are:

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord