ceo of being miserable 🗡️

idk anymore.

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Hey kids, Zaddy’s hooooome!! 😎🦨

[aark0 @aark0_art]

Commission done for @theonlyzado!

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Successfully bussed to the gym 🙂‍↕️

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Got a haircut

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Annoyed

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Very wonderful architecture

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

I love hitting 1 billion counters in one turn

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Do you want to meet me and Queerlign at the Church of the Cruiser?

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Slightly whacked my elbow on the fridge door handle, and now that whole area of my arm is killing me, how does that even make sense…

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Highkey the bus system should be free considering I’m going cross eyed just trying to read the schedules

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Me just wanting to listen to chill indie music, but every damn song has to punch me in the fucking heart, like…. Can we not

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Fitting that it’s raining today.. Now that I’ve run out of tears, the sky opens up and cries for me..

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Wait I kinda ate for someone who hasn’t played this in forever…

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Finally get someone here to fix my AC.. I set it to 68 because I want it FRIGID, and it’s been getting up to 85 in here everyday. Dude comes back in to do a test, sees the 67 and goes “yeah you’re never getting there in a million years” like bro wdym????

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Pretty sure someone is squatting underneath my balcony rn.. I just heard someone crack a bottle of pop out there. Oh they better not try anything or they’re getting whacked to death with a metal rod

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

I don’t know if this helps me, or hurts me. Maybe I shouldn’t treat twitter like some journal. But… I would give anything to be held by you.

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

successfully knew the answer and didn’t have to look it up or checks the replies.. most I’ve smiled in two weeks

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was watching pop culture jeoopardy and got really excited about this question

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Read the plot to Backrooms and now I’m even more depressed

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

who do I send niche tweets to now…. 😔

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

Feeling like I’m in a Saw trap rn

[ceo of being miserable 🗡️ @theonlyzado]

2 years late but, I’m gonna use this all the time now