Harshit Jain

I exercise my right to code. Have a deep interest in finance.

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Kya mast time tha, 7000 Cr ki company ko unicorn bolte the, ab 9500 Cr ki valuation chahiye 🫠

Don't know ye bhi kitne din k lie h 🙂
#USDINR

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Ever feel worthless/insignificant? There are international bodies like UN that are worse off.

Are we back to the colonialism era or what?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨 President Donald J. Trump announces Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America.

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Found the RFC for TCP. An interesting read, indeed
https://t.co/ykI1Sx6Tul

[Arpit Bhayani @arpit_bhayani]

Men cannot think without touching their beards.

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@Shahzan9555 DTU ka ye haal hogya h kya ab??

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Both parts validated now. This was in respect of Indian equity markets.

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

I have a hypothesis, smart money sells just a little too early. But for every paisa of smart money there's a rupee of smarter money, the ones that actually run the show. A couple of more days before the real game, let's see how it turns out.

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Part 1 complete, let's see if the hypothesis gets validated in the upcoming days 👀

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@tanishchugh01 😂😂

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Good option traders can become great oncalls 😅

Those graphs dipping with real monetary loss on your side screen won't affect your heartbeat and debugging speed 😂

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

It's funny how @zomato , with the largest market share in food delivery today, wrote a blog back in 2011 explaining why online food ordering doesn’t work. How times have changed! 😅

https://t.co/gFtNhFpsdH

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Insane respect for @Bhuvan_Bam. Guy started his own production house from scratch when he couldn't make a direct entry into bollywood.

[OM Bharatiya @ombharatiya]

Today I learnt how to save 100% income tax in India:

1. Grow grass in your backyard
2. Ask your employer to stop paying you salary
3. Instead ask them to buy grass for the same amount

Income from salary = 0
Income from agri produce = 100%
Income tax = 0

That’s wild! 😄

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@BudhirajaMadhav @championswimmer 😂😂

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@ShivamSouravJha You can use https://t.co/YbB9qKddhy

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@BudhirajaMadhav Not even hiring college grads full-time, just hire interns and few seniors to manage multiple interns 💀

[Buggy Human @SridharanAnand]

So, we maintained the tradition of setting an island on fire before Ram returns to Ayodhya?

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@WINOFFRG Aap majboor h pr hum nahi 😂

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

Lesson learnt: Do not trust Zomato ratings ever!!

[Harshit Jain @theoopsguy]

@BudhirajaMadhav Sarcasm h bhai wo 🤦