Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown)

If I had known how antisocial everyone was going to be, I'd have made different choices in life

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Played Just Dance at PAX West with some randos and we ended up attracting a pretty big crowd

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

@seattletekken They moved it to the last Sunday of each month

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Red playthrough where I compared all the psychic types
Starmie only learns Psywave which is actually normal type
Exeggutor only learns psychic by TM, but was OP for being lvl 25 w leafstone

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Is there a way I can sign up for a single college class where it's like, one day a week for 5 hours

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Neopets will have a server maintenance for 2 days and it'll stop me from playing for 4 months

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

My straw man of the average woman online will be like

Are you a liberal feminist?

And I'll be like
I've been on the internet all day for 20 years, that's a big part of what you all talk about

And they'll be like name 5 gender studies courses you took in college

Uh

Poser

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

People will just start arguments and be 100% wrong

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

People whose faces are like this all the time ��� be like: there is something wrong with you

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Why are WWE guys the only athletes that get action figures?

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Hell themed musicals

South Park Movie
The Devil's Carnival
Hazbin Hotel

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

At this point, let's just say everyone who doesn't like me is gay

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

This has got to be the most fun guy on the planet
Just compare Richard Steven Horvitz to the second most fun guy on the planet

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Just realized the joke
Master Roshi in Dragon Ball "I did martial arts to get girls!"

Also Master Roshi in Dragon Ball
*Every woman hates him*

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Charge more for the event if the event is packed than if there are 3 people

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Tennis games

Cobalt Tuesday 3rd *injury*
Jimmy Monday 9th
Cobalt Tuesday 10th
Carlos Friday sep 13
Zooey Sunday sep 15
Jared & Brandon 2v1 Sunday
Cobalt Sunday sep 15

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

When they have Japanese man and second Japanese man in the movie

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

I think "apathy" is a more actionable concept than "depression"

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Do their clothes get dirty in Soul Society?

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Why is the Sabbath every 7 days, that's such an odd number of days. Most human things are based on 5s, 10s, and 12s

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

People who watch anime are a lot more fun to text because they use a lot more emojis

[Rashe (Top 0.1% on Pokémon Showdown) @theOrangeRash]

Anyone else organize their time, money, and food costs like this or nah?