Christopher Ritchie

Award-winning writer, editor, musician, father, husband, M.E sufferer, anti-establishment advocate of sarcasm, ginge.

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@JosBarker1 Great stuff Jos. Some magnificent saves 👏

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@waltonhershamfc Happened a lot last season too!

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Crooks try all sorts of things to get what they want. I heard about this guy who swore at a security guard at work and also got his mate to pretend he didn't know him to make himself look credible. At least Labour are getting on with it.

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@TiceRichard @IsabelOakeshott @Keir_Starmer Bellendery, Isabel, every word. Your hypocrisy seems to know no bounds.

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@TiceRichard The misinformation circulated by your chum Farage caused the riots, you bellend.

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@archer_rs I always liked Michelle. His wry observations of the ridiculousness of UKexit.

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@AdamBienkov Easy now. Our Nige is a fantastic judge of character and working so hard for the people of Clacton.

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@GBNEWS It's about 'extreme' misogyny. Which is not wolf-whistles.

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@GBNEWS Wow. What a scoop.

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@GuidoFawkes How is this newsworthy at all? Can't see that she's done anything even approaching hypocrisy.

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@BladeoftheS Paul Scholes.

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@JuliaHB1 @RobertJenrick @TalkTV Exclusive interview with irrelevant, cruel idiot. Well done.

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@TalkTV @Iromg Hilarious as always.

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@Ceri_turns @DeborahMeaden I was merely questioning the assertion that we are 'very lucky' to live in a climate where it rains, rains, rains, and rains. And rains. In between the raining.

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@DeborahMeaden Very badly indeed. I just think it was very cold, wet and windy here for months on end. Sicily could indeed do with some of our moisture.

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@waltonhershamfc Man City.

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@Parkesy1701 That's the key: stop being nice.

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@mfrost11 Doppelganger!

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@waltonhershamfc Save of the season ... in the first game?