“The people I work with, we have this thing…I want everyone around me to be able to do a goon face. To me, it’s like, ‘are you free, are you care free, are you yourself, can you be silly?’ If I ask someone on the spot to make a goon face, and they’re like ‘I can’t do this’ I’m like, you gotta go, you’re fired.”
- Zara Larsson to Las Culturistas
Stage 1 - have free universities
Stage 2 - make them cost £1k
Stage 3 - triple them
Stage 4 - triple them
Stage 5 - scrap all bursaries
Stage 6 - don't raise the repayment threshold of loans
One day - you too could fuck over the young
Kurdish street vendor started talking about how god cursed Afghanistan because they have more homosexuals than any other country in the Middle East… … this kebab is about to be amazing
Ending the triple lock ≠ getting rid of pensions
The naivety on this makes it impossible to have a sensible discussion. I feel like I'm losing my mind.