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• theodora • 28 • unfortunately a gemini sun • certified glasses gremlin reminding (scaring) you about getting your routine eye exams • any/all •

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last night my roommate told me that i am genuinely her favourite person in the world and honestly, i took that shit to heart cause that bitch don’t like nobody

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once you go squatty potty, you never go back

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fuck a scottish woman, call that a bagpipe

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@_W33B7R4SH oh, i don’t deny that he’s an unwashed ass of a person

just.. give it time. trust me

[yeah boy Ⴟ @ifihadtheguts_]

u gotta wash ur butt bro even if you like my chemical romance

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my roommate came home belting pop punk lyrics

chat, is she okay?

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life may be hard but my new shitkickers are harder

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i have been reunited with the love of my life (vyvanse)

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life may feel bad but i can assure you, nothing feels worse than watching the kissing booth

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a soulmate who wasn’t meant to be.

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me, except i’m 28

[HARLOW!! @rawrzbf]

having a crush as a 22 year old grow the FUCK UP

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sometimes you just gotta belt michael in the bathroom on your drive to work

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i 💛 when people believe they’re entitled to comment on my health and weight behind my back

i 💛 even more, however, that they get snitched on

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saw my specialist today and she mentioned that i need to lose weight not once, not twice, not thrice… but seven times. feels good

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let’s just say my halter was doing OT the other night

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i deserve to be loved as much as ozzy loved burritos.

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well, it finally happened. i finally farted in front of the guy i’m talking to…

…while he was going at me with a magic wand.

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fuck a cigarette after sex, pass me a green tea pocky.