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fucking idiot

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At Disneyland for an additional 50 bucks you can beat the shit out of goofy in the parking lot, no questions asked.

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knees weak, arms are heavy

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🦵🫙🦵

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Shopping for a pizza stone and what in the fuck is this pizza

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@RegionalUSFood Doesnt have shit on the francesinha

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She oink on my doink till I boink

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@MoistCr1TiKaL What was it called?

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Just had the worst nightmare of my life, where I was frantically trying to find that gif of the 90s kid on the computer giving a thumbs up at the camera and it just wouldn‘t come up and everyone was looking at me like I was completely insane.

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there‘s spaghetti on his sweater already,
Guy Fieri

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@David_Rudnick is this goatse?

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@lazerdoov For some reason in 5th grade everyone started making their own spice mixes and bringing them to school for others to try. Whole bunch of 10y olds passing around weird powders and licking their hands. My class was weird.

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Spongerobert squarepants

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„Stay weird“. Huh? What the fuck do you mean??

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I repeat: do NOT rip wheelies past me and my wife

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It's the end of the week, which means I'm having sink salad for lunch 😋

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@RobSchrab Cool! Where can I buy it?

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since weird twitter is dead, over the next couple days I will be transitioning this account into a personal account, where I will be talking about my favorite things: cryptocurrencies and racism

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Hmm, I wonder if shrek came out before 9/11

*googles „when was 9/11“ *

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Cutting a banana like this is extremely cool in my book

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Getting my whole ass handed to me by 70y old nerds on the room acoustics forum for buying the wrong acoustic insulation

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New social network: insta graham. Only grahams allowed.