The Oxi Morons

featuring:
-dicknose lesbian :^0 (Memphis) @memphisbaines
-disappointment (Media) @GarettMedia
-creeture (Microwave)
-tragic (Montgomery)

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

Thomas Edison is a fucking lil' cocksucker (offensively), fight me, lil' punk ass motherfucker didn't invent shit.
#fuckthomasedison
#gaslampsarecoolerthanyourlameasselectricity

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

@melkiwea u know its kinda wack so far, i decided to switch to triple, probably thinkin about quadruple life. I know i aint got the clout to handle it but u know it aint livin if it aint excruciatingly painful

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

happy easter, praise Archduke Christ on his birthday, 11/18/19
(first pic is that punk-ass loser "Jesus" who stole all of his brother Archduke's clout)

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

childhood trauma made me fail the vibe check now i have to beat someone to death

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

I reiterate, ignore everything posted up until this point. Memphis puts the -moron in Oxi Morons.

- Media

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

bro i fucking hate salt

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

i am so fucking southern that i am disowned from my confederate family for not looking like a saltine

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

i want fruit gump, forest gump googoo gaa gaa bitch

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

How? How has this fallen so deep into hell already? This shouldn't be possible. Fuck's sake.

- Media

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

@melkiwea folly urself bruh

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

i ate too much brownie last night, sory

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

bruh moment

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

:^1

memphis

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

#fartgate

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

goatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbabygoatbaby
:^O

memphis

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

:^0
memphis

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

due to interference, no tweet on the account will go without a signature, to avoid confusion between me talking to myself vs the other admins
:^P

memphis

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

my bowel movements have been irregular lately, don't make fun of my colon infection admin :^C

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

...Why?

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

*COMMIT, COMMIT, TYPO TYPO TYPO

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

Holy shit.

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

no meek promise of a safe future will stop me from popping my wooden puppet pussy all over this motherfuckng bird shit website motherfucker i swear im bout to snap for jebus crisps sake oh fuck i will commit tax fraud im that fucking angree, i will sel myself into slaverie
#obama

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

no meek promise of a safe future will stop me from popping my wooden puppet pussy all over this motherfuckng bird shit website motherfucker i swear im bout to snap for jebus crisps sake oh fuck i will commit tax fraud im that fucking angree, i will sel myself into slaverie
#obama

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

Also for everything said in the future hour. Or any hour, for that matter.

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

I am so sorry. For everything said in the past hour.

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

*COMMIT, COMMIT, TYPO TYPO TYPO

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

I am so sorry. For everything said in the past hour.

[The Oxi Morons @theoximorons]

no i am not, i do not crumble at failure, for art is my passion, and i must shit